Rachel and Puck

Rachel: Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in "Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair?
Artie: I think Mr. Schue's using irony to enhance the performance.
Rachel: There's *nothing* ironic about ipakita choir! (Pilot)

The madami time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has. (Preggers)

(Talking about boys beating girls) We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God. (Vitamin D)

Puck, with respect, you're madami helpful when you don't contribute. (Vitamin D)

(To Finn about his newfound energy) Has your soul been taken...

I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place.
And you're still probably working
At a 9 to 5 pace
I wonder how bad that tastes

When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell

Now where's your picket fence love
And where's that shiny car
Did it ever get you far?
You never seem so tense, love
Never seen you fall so hard
Do you know where you are?

Truth be told I miss you
Truth be told I'm lying

When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my...