10 Dumbest TV Characters | TVLine 

A walking dumb-blonde joke, Jack and Janet’s roomie was the kind of space cadet who thought rugs needed shampooing only if — wait for it — they had dandruff. Ba-DUMB-bum!

Until they actually cracked a case, we would’ve bet that the precinct’s dumb-and-dumber tag team didn’t have a clue they were even detectives.

We don’t wanna call Brian’s ex-girlfriend a ditz. So we’re gonna let the fact that she once mistook a box of Junior Mints for an iPod say it for us.

Yeah, that’s right. We put Elaine’s doltish on-again/off-again boyfriend at No. 8… because he was such a troglodyte, he would’ve celebrated the “accomplishment” with a high five!

Of all people, WJM’s empty-headed anchorman should have known that “you don’t have to be witty or clever as long as you can hire someone who is.” We’re just shocked that he did know!

like it was a documentary, she also argued that all blondes aren’t dumb, “that’s just a stereo system.” Which really didn’t help her case.

Coconuts have more sense than did the S.S. Minnow’s First Mate. Yet he was so darned lovable that the Skipper still thought of him as his little buddy.

The former Cheerio earned her spot on this list 100 times over. But really, she could’ve quit trying after uttering the classic “Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?”

We might feel bad about suggesting that Bart and Lisa’s classmate isn’t the sharpest crayon in the box — if he wasn’t so likely to have eaten the crayons!

Whether the pizza-loving himbo was a little stupid or a lot simple is, as he’d have put it, “a moo point.” His inclusion on this list was a, um, no-brainer.