Phillip

It's 6:15 in the morning, and I'll have to go to school soon. I also have to go with George which will not end well. Not only that, but it's the first araw of my new school year. I go on to my laptop, and try to forget about school. Hopefully, I won't be going at all since I live on a farm. Unfortunately, I'm wrong, "Phillip the bus is here. Get off the laptop!" my dad says. "Tell that driver to go away!" I say, preying that I don't go. Then comes the threat, "Do as I say, or we ilipat to America!" No, not America!! "Fine, I'll go." I say as I turn my laptop off. Just as I get out of my room, dad says I will be screwed if I beat up another student. I'm on the bus, and I see George sitting sa pamamagitan ng me looking out the window. I hate riding the bus to school. It's full of morons that try to get in trouble, and the bus driver is japanese! He'll either drive to fast, or when he's following the speed limit, the driver always says speed rimit l:( which annoys me, he'll hit a car on purpose. If he keeps this up, my school may go bankrupt. 35 minutos later, my first class starts, History. My teacher is named Mr. Jones, and I wonder if he's Indiana Jones. He does have an american accent, and looks like Indy did in The Last Crusade. As everyone arrives, the teacher starts talking. He says that we have to do research on Generals of the great war, and write a ten page essay about it. Very cool, but there is one problem, IT'S THE FIRST DAY!!! There's no way I'm doing what Mr. Jones wants me to do. "Phillip that's enough! Do your work or you'll be expelled." he says to me. "Ok I'll work on the poster!" I say, even though I'll be playing super smash on mcleodgaming.com (Despite the website being american, it's good enough for me.) I start my match as Captain Falcon, playing against Donkey Kong, Goku, and Fox. I palkon manuntok Fox, and he flies to the other side of the stage. I have to keep the computer muted, and make sure no sees what I'm doing. Not that anyone will, but someone did. A guy with a red sando named Derek. Derek is a huge snitch, and tells on anyone when he gets the chance. Before he goes to tell Mr. Jones, I grab him, throw him to the floor, and beat him up. Then Mr. Jones starts to freak out, "What's going on?!" I play it cool trying not to get in trouble, "Nothing to worry about over here. This guy tried to steal my pencil." Before Derek can talk I'm told to go to the principle's office. I don't really need to see Principle Angeles, so I beat up my teacher to. Everyone in the room stands back, then a guy with a tie walks in. "Phillip!" He shouts. "What do you want loser?" I ask Principle Angeles. I made him infuriated, and he announces to everyone in that classroom that I'm expelled. Now my dad is probably going to take me to America. So guess what I did to Principle Angeles? I beat him up. A minuto after beating my principle up the police arrived. Two Alfa Romeo's, and a Rolls Royce. The Alfa's are regular police cars, but the Rolls Royce, is owned sa pamamagitan ng a detective. The coppers came in, and they sent me to jail. Then I had to call my dad, and tell him everything. All this just because I wanted to play a game.