Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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segundo part of my review on both of the books this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after pagbaba both of this, susunod time a fanpick tanong of "Which is best" pops up, you take a minuto to consider your answer.

1. If you have mga kaibigan or people that care about you, there's no need for you to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard or because he is smart. He prevails because there's always someone that jumps infront of the bullet. His mother, Sirius, Dumbledore, Dobby, Snape, Hermione, Ron and his family, Cedric, etc. Just because of the fact that he is the chosen one whose life is madami important than all other. In real life, every life is important, if you rely on your mga kaibigan to do everything for you, they'll eventually get tired and leave you. Who can blame them? After all, slavery was abolished madami than 140 years ago.

2. The evil guy, who has evil black hair, lives in an evil dungeon and is head of an evil fraternity might turn to have a puso and be a good guy.
Explanation: To put it simple, Snape. He is always considered to be the evil guy and in the end is portrayed as being the most saint out of all. If you can consider saint verbally harrasing children during classes. The message it gives is good, Never judge a book sa pamamagitan ng its cover, but save Voldemort, all other main antagonists in the series where portrayed to have a good side (Lucius, Pettigrew, Draco). Do to the deformation of Voldemort one might not consider him a human. So the message ends up being: All humans have a good side. susunod thing, your kids go visit the creepylooking old man that is always naked with a pajama because he might be a good guy.

3. Marry the charming douchebag, forever dooming the guy that had feelings for you.
Explanation: Snape always loved Lily. They lived nearby, spent a lot of time together, but got sorted into different houses. As interhouse pag-ibig seems to be doomed in Harry Potter (Cedric dies, Cho and Harry break up) Lily simply leaves Snape aside for the vain, arrogant douchebag and his followers. And this douchebag just as much turns out to be Snape's worst enemy. And then people give Bella a hard time, how is it that what Lily did any different? I'll tell you what: Jacob imprinted a baby, whereas Snape lived the rest of his life in pain and regret. Let's make it the susunod fanpick "Which solution is better for a broken heart?".

4. Everyone deserves a segundo chance.
Explanation: Harry lets Pettigrew live, Harry lets Bellatrix live. Very nice, we portray him as Hogwarts Superman. But at least if Superman tried not to kill the bad guy he at least made sure he couldn't hurt people again. Pettigrew escape and thus Voldemort was able to come back and bring hell over the world again. Millions died. Not only Harry but the ministry too. They caught Bellatrix, who had killed millions of inocent people and send her to Azkaban where she eventually escapes. Sirius was supposed to have blasted a whole kalye and they wanted to have a Dementor halik him. Bellatrix probably had killed a lot more, and she is just sent to jail. Some people just don't deserve a segundo chance, specially the mass murdering type.

5. School is a waste of time. It won't help you in real life.
Explanation: Well, the only book where Hogwarts as an institution had an important role was the first one. Then, you couldn't help but wonder what they did from 2nd to 6th year. Harry and company got through the greatest perils either by: a)first grade spells,b)luck,c)deus ex machina. The last recorded spell to have been taught in school was "Expelliarmus". The rest of them they learned from either Hermione's aklatan researchs, copying what others do(Stupefy was first used sa pamamagitan ng adults at the Quidditch Cup and then Harry and co. copied it), or osmosis (how can you use sectumsempra if you just read about it?). The students aparently realise they are being duped, thus decide to leave school. First Fred and George, then Draco, then Harry, Hermione and Ron. In real life, if you want a highly profitable job you need to study.

6.Teenagers, you have DA POWER!
Explanation: I just came across this while rereading the last book. Essentially Nevile,Luna and co. gawding the Death Eaters that were currently teaching in Hogwarts sa pamamagitan ng pasting up posters of "Dumbledore's army still recruiting". They managed to get through slightly injured, but the bad message is still there, further strenghtened sa pamamagitan ng the comic way in which they dispose of the Carrow brothers. In real life, you don't goad criminals. Unlike the Carrow brothers(and the burglars from tahanan Alone) most criminals are serious about what they are doing and won't doubt to kill you for trying to put one up on them.
posted by Blueeyes99
Ok, time for the other side of the story, in other words, time for another interview with a Twilight “hater”. Her name is Izabella, aka: venvargie! Let’s get started!

Could you introduce yourself please!

Hah, okay well I'm Izabella. But I usually go sa pamamagitan ng Ven on the interwebz. I'm turning 16 in a few months and I don't watch a lot of TV so I don't have a paborito ipakita xD.

What is it that you hate about Twilight?

Well, I hate the sparkling thing the most. Growing up, I watched all kinda of scary vampire pelikula with my older brother and they were always the kind that died in the light and vanted...
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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather walang tiyak na layunin today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a walang tiyak na layunin collection of letters put together to form a walang tiyak na layunin collection of words which will, in turn, provide a walang tiyak na layunin collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If you have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)



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posted by snapeislove
The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my mga kaibigan greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards or just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I paghahanap what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered you make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: mga baril and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. You silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that pagong hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. Or at least the book. The films are madami funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the pinagmulan material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't pag-ibig it; I'm no Potterhead sa pamamagitan ng any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the books and films, pagbaba and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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I still pag-ibig you after all these years.
Thinking of you brings me to tears.
I see you every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.

Where are you my dear?
Are you near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When you had passed the gate.

I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if you are just beyond my reach.

Where are you my dear?
Are you near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When you had passed the gate. (2x)

Why am I still here?
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Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter may-akda J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy Pagsulat to attend the bituin studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight may-akda Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that Pagsulat is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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"At some point we stopped wanting to slay Bampira and started wanting to, ya know, brush our fingers across their glimmering torsos until our tender womanhood aches with the temptation." Credit: Cracked.com
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