Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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I'll tell you my story. I pag-ibig Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one araw my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take pagganap lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the books and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that sinabi 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Nawawala my remaining marbles and was looking for something in the books that justified this horrendous statement. I found none. Come on. They are nowhere the same. Some shallow, whiny moron who thinks she's better than everyone and lives and breathes for her boyfriend vs The boy who lived. Siriusly people!

Wizards vs Vampires, the epic battle began between me and the Twilighters in the forum. Once I realized how ignorant and stupid some Twilight fans are, I was at ease. At least the Harry Potter fans were not as hostile as Twilighters. My faith in humanity restored I continued to enjoy this forum.

1. Hermione Granger vs Isabella Swan
*Hermione is intelligent, loyal, strong, fearless and independent. She has self-respect and compassion that is shown at all times.
*Bella sisne is mostly a pretty bimbo. Even if Meyer made her intelligent it is of no use as she ends up being a loyal maid to the men in her life.

2. Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
*Harry is noble and brave. He may not be an Adonis incarnation but intelligence is also a turn-on.
*Apart from being good looking I didn't find anything good to add.

3. Ron Weasley vs Emmett Cullen
*Ron is way funnier than Emmett and way madami loyal to Harry.

4. Ginny Weasley vs Rosalie Hale
*Both have depth and character development(a little for Rosalie) to them. Rosalie has characteristics of humans (bitchy, jealousy etc) that are relatable.

5. Luna Lovegood vs Alice Cullen
*Luna is crazy and does not care about what people think about her. She is weird in an appealing way.
*Alice is pretty and weird. In the pelikula she was laughable. I hate Alice sa pamamagitan ng the way.

6. Neville Longbottom vs Jasper Hale
*Again Neville was a supporting character that was well developed and far madami better than Jasper at the end of the series.

7. Draco Malfoy vs Jacob Black
*Man is he hot! Plus he plays his character so well that it is hard not to dislike him.
*Great body. Good Acting. Bad choice of a movie.

8. Voldemort vs James
*Scary and brilliant. A back story that, at times, makes you feel sorry for him.
*No idea why he was even included.

9. Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
*Brave and intelligent beats Beautiful and fast any day.

10. Harry Potter pag-ibig vs Twilight love
*Harry loves Ginny for her personality, humor and lastly beauty. Edward likes Isabella for ???
*The pag-ibig between mga kaibigan Ron and Hermione is realistic, funny and totally great. Jacob and Bella ???

11. Potter trio vs Twilight trio
*Great team beats pag-ibig triangle. Plus why does Stewart look stoned most of the time?

12. Potter cast vs Twilight cast
*Potter actors are madami critically and commercially acclaimed than the Twilight cast.

13. Severus Snape vs Every sparkling moron in Twilight
*An unrequited pag-ibig that stood the test of time and ended with his death. A pag-ibig that can never be bettered sa pamamagitan ng any vampire or wizard. True pag-ibig is Severus Snape. RIP.

And finally,
14. J.K.Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer
*JKR is humble, creative and is a wonderful writer.
*Meyer is arrogant sa pamamagitan ng calling her book better than classics, unimaginative and a tagahanga fiction writer.

This is a small dedication to all the Harry Potter and Twilight fans for the pag-ibig for their respective series.
 Hermione vs Isabella
Hermione vs Isabella
 Harry vs Edward
Harry vs Edward
 Ron vs Emmett
Ron vs Emmett
 Ginny vs Rosalie
Ginny vs Rosalie
 Luna vs Alice
Luna vs Alice
 Neville vs Jasper
Neville vs Jasper
 Draco vs Jacob
Draco vs Jacob
 Voldemort vs James
Voldemort vs James
 Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
Potter Girls vs Twilight Girls
 Harry/Ginny vs Edward/Bella
Harry/Ginny vs Edward/Bella
 Ron/Hermione vs Jacob/Bella
Ron/Hermione vs Jacob/Bella
 Potter trio vs Pothead trio
Potter trio vs Pothead trio
 Potter cast vs Twilight cast
Potter cast vs Twilight cast
 Severus Snape
Severus Snape
 J.K.Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer
J.K.Rowling vs Stephenie Meyer
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All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered you make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: mga baril and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. You silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that pagong hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. Or at least the book. The films are madami funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the pinagmulan material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't pag-ibig it; I'm no Potterhead sa pamamagitan ng any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the books and films, pagbaba and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...
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I still pag-ibig you after all these years.
Thinking of you brings me to tears.
I see you every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.

Where are you my dear?
Are you near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When you had passed the gate.

I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if you are just beyond my reach.

Where are you my dear?
Are you near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When you had passed the gate. (2x)

Why am I still here?
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Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter may-akda J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy Pagsulat to attend the bituin studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight may-akda Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that Pagsulat is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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"At some point we stopped wanting to slay Bampira and started wanting to, ya know, brush our fingers across their glimmering torsos until our tender womanhood aches with the temptation." Credit: Cracked.com
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