Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into that one little trait. So what about her thoughts? Yeah, okay, I see what you mean...hot guy, crush...it happens everyday. So why aren't all those other books making tons of moolah?

The susunod key to Twilight's er..."success" was the fact that it had that little bit of Vampire. For this reason, it can be classified as a fantasy. So, super hot monster...teenage girls...makes money.

The susunod part is the way it's written. So Bella goes to Spoons, knowing she's going to hate it. Good things happen...people automatically like her...and she clings onto the things that "suck" (Oh NO, I had this same room when I was fourteen!). She mopes about everything (But I can't dance!), even when three guys ask her out...despite the fact that she's plain.

Obviously and predictably, Bella falls in pag-ibig with the vampire. They run into each other everywhere (or rather, he follows her everywhere) and soon they realize that they're totally made for each other. This brainwashes most of the people who read it to think that they have to be like Bella and have a super-hot boyfriend.

Next, Bella watches the Cullens play Vampire Baseball. This sport is supervised sa pamamagitan ng the Department of Magical Games and Sports, and deemed unreasonable and potentially dangerous in case of a muggle seeing them. Bampira come...Vampires want to eat her...Edward saves her.

...so everyone now has to have their boyfriend de-vampire them? This "Bella" will be sent into the Department of Magical Affairs and later sent to Azkaban to await trial.

Sincerely,
Mafalda Hopkirk
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I've noticed that alot of members have been saying "Oh yeah, she went crazy over just a boy she only just met. She went a bit over the top, overreacted."

Well this is how I see it. I know I am going to get shit for this, but perhaps this will give you a little madami open mindness.

Personal experience: I acted the same, I did everything I possibly could to see him. I tried to commit sucicde, I look back and think .. I was so young, you survive after it.

But Bella was older and what they had was ALOT different to a NORMAL relationship. They were physically made for each other. Which is very powerful...
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Edward Cullen. A sparkling "vegetarian" vampire who is supposed to represent the "perfect boyfriend". He's hot, strong, fast, and he lives forever! What could be wrong?

Well, a lot, I'm afraid.

Edward Cullen is not, I repeat, is not a good boyfriend. He is actually an abusive boyfriend. Before I go on to offer proof as to why Edward is abusive, I will clarify what I mean sa pamamagitan ng "abusive".

What is an abusive boyfriend?

There are different kinds of abuse. Many people think of a boy who actually beats up his girlfriend. That is physical abuse. There is also psychological abuse. This includes emotional...
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