Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into that one little trait. So what about her thoughts? Yeah, okay, I see what you mean...hot guy, crush...it happens everyday. So why aren't all those other books making tons of moolah?

The susunod key to Twilight's er..."success" was the fact that it had that little bit of Vampire. For this reason, it can be classified as a fantasy. So, super hot monster...teenage girls...makes money.

The susunod part is the way it's written. So Bella goes to Spoons, knowing she's going to hate it. Good things happen...people automatically like her...and she clings onto the things that "suck" (Oh NO, I had this same room when I was fourteen!). She mopes about everything (But I can't dance!), even when three guys ask her out...despite the fact that she's plain.

Obviously and predictably, Bella falls in pag-ibig with the vampire. They run into each other everywhere (or rather, he follows her everywhere) and soon they realize that they're totally made for each other. This brainwashes most of the people who read it to think that they have to be like Bella and have a super-hot boyfriend.

Next, Bella watches the Cullens play Vampire Baseball. This sport is supervised sa pamamagitan ng the Department of Magical Games and Sports, and deemed unreasonable and potentially dangerous in case of a muggle seeing them. Bampira come...Vampires want to eat her...Edward saves her.

...so everyone now has to have their boyfriend de-vampire them? This "Bella" will be sent into the Department of Magical Affairs and later sent to Azkaban to await trial.

Sincerely,
Mafalda Hopkirk
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Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: Bampira hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach you that your puso pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since Bampira hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, or blush, or anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is sinabi several times in the book.

Now, call...
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I think Aso are way better than Pusa because they actually pag-ibig you madami than Pusa do. The only reason why Pusa pag-ibig you is that you feed them and that is it. Aso are such emotional mga hayop that if you are having a bad araw they will come over and snuggle up in your lap and with Pusa you have to get up and walk over to them! Also you might say but some Aso are aggressive and bark all the time that’s only because they have been treated badly, a science study actually proved that no dog is born bad it is the owner the only reason if a dog is born bad is if it has a mental health issue but...
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1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides sa pamamagitan ng calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets you a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE taon OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The books aren’t well written, just because you make up...
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