1. sumali an orchestra.
[i] You're inside, anyway.....
2. sumali an opera.
He has a good voice...right?
3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?
4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?
5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?
6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects you from the sun. Shocking, eh?
7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. You can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, you make mga kaibigan with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.
8.Start a super-cool army of mutant vampire ninjas.
Or turtles. Either one dominates the world.
9. Learn 20 bagillion intstruments, books, subjects.
Hey, who doesn't want to take rocket engineering?
10. Get a REAL job.
Wearing your new-found sunscreen.
11. Brush your hair.
Contrary to popular beilief, messy hair is NOT cool, and neither is ipinapakita it off to teenage girls.
12. Unite all the vampires.
There are a lot of them out there, sitting around taking tsaa and commenting on the the oboe player at that last opera.
13. sumali the military.
WHY is Edward sitting around being a selfish pig when his country needs him? He's going to be wearing that big uniform anyway.
14. Shower.
Maybe it's just the remains of a 6-year old's art project.
15. Spice yourself up a bit.
Do you REALLY want to look like that for the rest of your life. Why does someone want to look like that, without changing?
[i] You're inside, anyway.....
2. sumali an opera.
He has a good voice...right?
3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?
4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?
5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?
6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects you from the sun. Shocking, eh?
7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. You can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, you make mga kaibigan with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.
8.Start a super-cool army of mutant vampire ninjas.
Or turtles. Either one dominates the world.
9. Learn 20 bagillion intstruments, books, subjects.
Hey, who doesn't want to take rocket engineering?
10. Get a REAL job.
Wearing your new-found sunscreen.
11. Brush your hair.
Contrary to popular beilief, messy hair is NOT cool, and neither is ipinapakita it off to teenage girls.
12. Unite all the vampires.
There are a lot of them out there, sitting around taking tsaa and commenting on the the oboe player at that last opera.
13. sumali the military.
WHY is Edward sitting around being a selfish pig when his country needs him? He's going to be wearing that big uniform anyway.
14. Shower.
Maybe it's just the remains of a 6-year old's art project.
15. Spice yourself up a bit.
Do you REALLY want to look like that for the rest of your life. Why does someone want to look like that, without changing?