Greetings, new follower:
If you are pagbaba this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If sa pamamagitan ng some unprecedented chance you are pagbaba this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week,...
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