China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” Hapon meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh uy you *hic* guys!” Hapon meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are you drunk or are you hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly Hapon slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!” instantly China opened his eyes in shock “WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME ARU!? YOU MUST STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRANCE!” yet Hapon laughed and meowed “what are you getting angry for? B-itch?” “oh now it’s on” China hissed walking forward. “Yea!!! Come on Anki! Teach Hapon a lesson!!” South Korea yowled with excitement “shut up! I’m busy” China hissed then he instantly turned to Hapon and meowed “I’m sorry Hapon but I’m going to have to beat you…it’s you who made me do this so yea I’m sorry but I’m only doing this because you are pagganap up again” “oh wow! Y-*hic*you actuarry think you can hurt me!? Wow! Y-*hic*you’re so demanding!!!” Hapon hissed awkwardly China bent pasulong and sniffed his fur. Wine. “Yep it’s official Hapon is drunk because he was hanging out with France and France’s owner actually gives them wine how amazing is that?” China meowed pulling back from Hapon then he instantly leaped over Hapon and grabbed him sa pamamagitan ng the scruff “H-*hic*Hey what the herr are you doing!?” Hapon hissed once China dragged him backward exposing Japan’s soft belly “I’m sorry but remember I’m only punishing you because you were pagganap up aru” China meowed in reply his voice muffled sa pamamagitan ng Japan’s fur. He then raised his paw and slammed it down onto Japan’s belly leaving a red paw mark and making Hapon began to struggle and grow sweaty “alright aru only a few madami red paw marks and your punishment will be over aru” then China kept bringing his paw up and slamming his paw down on different spots on Japan’s belly making South Korea flinch each time Hapon yowled (also people China just did this to South Korea before Hapon appeared). Finally China released Hapon and let him up “what do you have to say aru?” China meowed looking at Hapon “I-I’m sorry it’s just I was with France and he sinabi that I shourd stay with him because his owner would be drinking wine and he also tord me that his owner also gives wine to him” Hapon meowed weakly tear drops rolling out from his eyes “okay I’m sorry to Hapon I actually hated doing this to you” China meowed purring South Korea joining him.
