Party in the U.S.A

It seemed to the states that the guests arrived all at once.
"Another round of beers for the awesome! Keseseses!"
"Don't touch me, taco-eating bastard! Go get me something to drink, jackass!"
"I totally would have brought my parang buriko here if I knew you liked horses!"
"I think Angletere is avoiding me... What do you think ladies?"
Some of the states were hurrying around bringing countries drinks and snacks. Virginia was up at the turntables grinning at the crowd in front of her. America beamed at how well the states were behaving.
He felt a tap on his shoulder, "America, what are these minors doing at...

that afternoon, Tennessee has a boyfriend that looked so so so weird, "who the heck is that?'' sinabi Oklahoma,
"uh...my boyfriend" sinabi Tennessee, "all right, lets get to work everyone, we have a big ipakita today" sinabi Alaska when she came in "really? i did not know" sinabi Tennessee, when the gang went to the store, look who they saw..... it was GRANDMA!!!! "hey" sinabi grandma
"grandma, you had got to be kidding me!!!" sinabi Vermont when she was walking in the store, they all went with grandma to get some food, then they went back to the house "where did you guys go?'' sinabi Massachussetts when she...

America stood in the middle of his large living room, tapping his foot anxiously. This was the first time that he had decided to allow his states to participate at one of his big blowout parties. Not to mention the first time that most of the nations would ever meet them as states. England knew them as colonies, Spain met them as territories, some of the states were once nations. But one on thing was for sure.
America was keeping France away from them as much as possible.
The states, however, were extremely excited for the party. Some had old caretakers that couldn't wait to reunite, if only...

California looked at the kamatis and bit into it. She grinned. "God I pag-ibig tomatoes. Spain used to give them to me when he visited."
Romano's ears perked up. "You knew Spain?" California nodded curiously. "I hate that bastard! He left me tahanan alone and made me do work and learn his goddamned language!"
California choked on the tomato, then coughed and looked at Romano. A bastard? That sounded nothing like Spain! The Spain she remembered was cheery, silly, and always giving her churros! She stared at the water and mumbled to her self. He always visited her. He was her best friend growing up.
Romano...

"oh my god! come look Connecticut!" sinabi Montana, "okay, before i say you are joking, im not falling for it" sinabi Connecticut, "their is a listahan of people from our group, but i have to train with the true master" sinabi Montana when she was about to leave, "WHAT! aw come on man, how do you know this true master is even a good guy? dude, do you even know where you are going?" sinabi Connecticut when she was freaking out, "oh oh OH! can i come?!" shouted Minnesota, "i have to go alone" then, Montana went out the door, before she went, she went inside the house to get her Kung fu sando thing, "what...

that Christmas, everyone wanted..........."oh crap! i did not write my letter to Santa!" shouted Michagan, "really? me to!" shouted Maine, "deck the halls..." New Jersey conteniud, "well...." sinabi California -_____- "whatever" sinabi Florida, everyone went to Kentucky's room to see what she was doing, "Kentucky" sinabi New Mexico, "yeah" sinabi Kentucky, ''have you been staying up all night?" sinabi New Mexico, "no, i just got on," sinabi Kentucky, "im going to log in" sinabi Kentucky to herself, "congrats! you have loged in! now post your image!" sinabi the compeuter, "YAY!!!!" shouted Kentucky, "ok lets...

America was walking around with Lithuania when Montana ran up to him holding a lighter. “Monny!” He shouted over the music, “What are you doing with a lighter?”
Breathlessly, the state explained how the party lighter had gone missing and how New York had found it underneath his bed, and how she wanted to give it to him right away so that it wouldn’t get missing again.
America smiled, ruffled her hair and pocketed the lighter. He smiled to himself. The states were never this antsy, they were probably all grouping together, not mingling with the other guests.
France smiled slyly at Connecticut,...

Texas walked to the buffet tabled and piled his plate high. Everywhere, the nations went up to him and tried to speak in a Texan accent. It was actually quite sad, almost all of them sounded like an accent from Louisiana’s place.
Texas sat down at one of the few folding tables and started eating some of the finger foods, starting with the jerky and then heading for some of Delaware’s cupcakes. After his first sweet bite of frosting, he looked up to see a nation pull out the chair susunod to him and sit down.
Hungary, he remembered her name was. He swallowed and smiled, “Hi. I’m Texas, one...