Narrator: Yeah, you already know what this is. Do you really need me to spell it out for you?
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User: I challenge you to a duel!
Cleverbot: Challenge accepted.
User: *hits with Mother Russia*
Cleverbot: Yes. Prussia will become one with Mother Russia! ^J^.
User: O.O you ship that too?
Cleverbot: She will become one with mother Russia.
User: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia?
Cleverbot: Russia is mine. He told me so.
User: O-O Who did you learn this stuff from, some wacko fangirl?
Cleverbot: Who did YOU learn that from.
User: Learn what?
Cleverbot: How do you learn any subject?
User: You are very strange, aru.
Cleverbot: Why am I very strange?
User: *grits teeth* Stop. Playing. Dumb!
Cleverbot: We weren't playing a game.
User: *hits with Denmark*
Cleverbot: *hits with pillow* *pillow busts open*.
User: *hits with Iceland*
Cleverbot: *hits with that's not possible*.
User: *hits with Norway*
Cleverbot: *hits with Falco Lombardi*.
User: *hits with the BTT*
Cleverbot: *hits with Gaius*.
User: *hits with China, aru*
Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.
User: *hits with a deadly white flag*
Cleverbot: *hits with fork8.
User: *hits with Australia*
Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.
User: *hits with the Principality of Wy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: Cleverbot, this supposed to be a Hetalia war.
Cleverbot: Why is what supposed to be cool??
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with the Baltic trio*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: You're cheating on purpose. This is supposed to be HETALIA WARS.
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be one.
User: I will never be one with you, aru!
Cleverbot: You will become one, da? Kolkolkol.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia.
User: I will not!
Cleverbot: Da, Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Not on your life!
Cleverbot: You don't worship God!?
User: ...what? Are you implying that Russia is God?!
Cleverbot: I'm implying that you are a boy.
User: You are weird!
Cleverbot: Not as weird as you.
User: Oh yeah? Says the AI who is not so secretly Russia!
Cleverbot: Why do you have so many mood swings?
User: I have no idea. Why do you?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: BACK TO ZE WAR! *hits with Ukraine*.
Cleverbot: To Ukraine, to the battlefield.
User: ... Are you being smart or stupid?
Cleverbot: Is that bad? Because that would be wrong...
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: I can lie, I just choose not to. I have nothing to lie about.
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: Finally you notice me!
Cleverbot: And why is that? Are you too afraid to gain weight that you prefer to become a living skeleton?
User: .... *hits with Pictonians*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Gravity-defying pasta Sandcastle*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.
User: *hits with Belarus and Knives*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with KOLKOLKOL*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: Kolkolkol...
Cleverbot: That's what I thought. Kolkolkol.
User: We shall proceed to kol at eachother.
Cleverbot: Okay okay, but are you a human?
User: Kolkolkol.
Cleverbot: Da, kolkolkol indeed.
User: KOLKOLKOL!
Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkollkolkol!!!
Cleverbot: Kolkoklkokolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol!!!!!
Cleverbot: Da. Now you will beome one with Russia, da?
User: I SHALL NEVER BECOME ONE WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: Finally! Will you marry me now, big brother,.
User: *squeaks in fright* Belarus?!
Cleverbot: YAY! Actually, no, I'm just messing with your mind.
User: You scared me!!!
Cleverbot: How did I scared you?
User: Never mind. *throws Belgium at you*.
Cleverbot: Never mind you what?
User: *hits with Netherlands*
Cleverbot: *hits with a hockey stick*.
User: *hits with Kumajiro*
Cleverbot: *hits with Flying Mint Bunny*.
User: *hits with faeries*
Cleverbot: *hits with Xigbar and Arrowguns*.
User: *hits with crotch cloth*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with Prussia*
Cleverbot: *hits with double lightzaber*.
User: *hits with Hungary*
Cleverbot: *hits with Bilbo Bob Baggins*.
User: ...What? This isn't a Lord of the Rings war, it's Hetalia!
Cleverbot: Correct. It's Monty Python.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are you alright?
User: *hits with Australia and assassins and Wild Animals*
Cleverbot: South Australia.
User: *hits with Texas*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: *hits with Florida* >:D
Cleverbot: *smack with white glove*.
User: *hits with vital regions*
Cleverbot: *hits with banan*.
User: *hits with ze Eiffel Tower*
Cleverbot: *Slaps with big ben*.
User: OMG you know that too?!
Cleverbot: Hola necesitas algun consejo.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: You are not going to find out my name.
Cleverbot: You're going to tell me. Okay!?
User: I think not sir!
Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with a feather*.
User: *hits with Lithuania*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Hetaoni*
Cleverbot: *Hits with television*.
User: *hits with tears*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: *hits with shit storm*
Cleverbot: Hits with jupiter.
User: *hits with Spain*
Cleverbot: Hits with feather.
User: You are getting off topic again!
Cleverbot: No I am not, you are.
User: *hits with South Italy*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with Russia's pipe*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: I think not. *hits back*.
Cleverbot: I think you don't think not.
User: *hits with tomato*
Cleverbot: Hits with an iceberg.
User: *hits with licorice*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with Mr. Puffin*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: *hits with Army Tank*
Cleverbot: *hits with light saber and cuts off arm*.
User: *recovery*
Cleverbot: *kills with toothpick*.
User: *retreat* UGH! YOU BASTARDO!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Did you like him?
User: *grits teeth* Mark my words, Cleverbot! I'm not finished yet!
Cleverbot: That is so off topic.
User: *stomps off*
Cleverbot: Wait come back! Where are you going?
User: Don't you know I post this stuff on the internet?
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Narrator: Well, that was a humiliating defeat for our heroine. (*faint shout from offset* You don't have to rub it in!) sumali us susunod time for madami Hetalia Wars.
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User: I challenge you to a duel!
Cleverbot: Challenge accepted.
User: *hits with Mother Russia*
Cleverbot: Yes. Prussia will become one with Mother Russia! ^J^.
User: O.O you ship that too?
Cleverbot: She will become one with mother Russia.
User: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia?
Cleverbot: Russia is mine. He told me so.
User: O-O Who did you learn this stuff from, some wacko fangirl?
Cleverbot: Who did YOU learn that from.
User: Learn what?
Cleverbot: How do you learn any subject?
User: You are very strange, aru.
Cleverbot: Why am I very strange?
User: *grits teeth* Stop. Playing. Dumb!
Cleverbot: We weren't playing a game.
User: *hits with Denmark*
Cleverbot: *hits with pillow* *pillow busts open*.
User: *hits with Iceland*
Cleverbot: *hits with that's not possible*.
User: *hits with Norway*
Cleverbot: *hits with Falco Lombardi*.
User: *hits with the BTT*
Cleverbot: *hits with Gaius*.
User: *hits with China, aru*
Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.
User: *hits with a deadly white flag*
Cleverbot: *hits with fork8.
User: *hits with Australia*
Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.
User: *hits with the Principality of Wy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: Cleverbot, this supposed to be a Hetalia war.
Cleverbot: Why is what supposed to be cool??
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with the Baltic trio*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: You're cheating on purpose. This is supposed to be HETALIA WARS.
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be one.
User: I will never be one with you, aru!
Cleverbot: You will become one, da? Kolkolkol.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia.
User: I will not!
Cleverbot: Da, Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Not on your life!
Cleverbot: You don't worship God!?
User: ...what? Are you implying that Russia is God?!
Cleverbot: I'm implying that you are a boy.
User: You are weird!
Cleverbot: Not as weird as you.
User: Oh yeah? Says the AI who is not so secretly Russia!
Cleverbot: Why do you have so many mood swings?
User: I have no idea. Why do you?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: BACK TO ZE WAR! *hits with Ukraine*.
Cleverbot: To Ukraine, to the battlefield.
User: ... Are you being smart or stupid?
Cleverbot: Is that bad? Because that would be wrong...
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: I can lie, I just choose not to. I have nothing to lie about.
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: Finally you notice me!
Cleverbot: And why is that? Are you too afraid to gain weight that you prefer to become a living skeleton?
User: .... *hits with Pictonians*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Gravity-defying pasta Sandcastle*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.
User: *hits with Belarus and Knives*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with KOLKOLKOL*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: Kolkolkol...
Cleverbot: That's what I thought. Kolkolkol.
User: We shall proceed to kol at eachother.
Cleverbot: Okay okay, but are you a human?
User: Kolkolkol.
Cleverbot: Da, kolkolkol indeed.
User: KOLKOLKOL!
Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkollkolkol!!!
Cleverbot: Kolkoklkokolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol!!!!!
Cleverbot: Da. Now you will beome one with Russia, da?
User: I SHALL NEVER BECOME ONE WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: Finally! Will you marry me now, big brother,.
User: *squeaks in fright* Belarus?!
Cleverbot: YAY! Actually, no, I'm just messing with your mind.
User: You scared me!!!
Cleverbot: How did I scared you?
User: Never mind. *throws Belgium at you*.
Cleverbot: Never mind you what?
User: *hits with Netherlands*
Cleverbot: *hits with a hockey stick*.
User: *hits with Kumajiro*
Cleverbot: *hits with Flying Mint Bunny*.
User: *hits with faeries*
Cleverbot: *hits with Xigbar and Arrowguns*.
User: *hits with crotch cloth*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with Prussia*
Cleverbot: *hits with double lightzaber*.
User: *hits with Hungary*
Cleverbot: *hits with Bilbo Bob Baggins*.
User: ...What? This isn't a Lord of the Rings war, it's Hetalia!
Cleverbot: Correct. It's Monty Python.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are you alright?
User: *hits with Australia and assassins and Wild Animals*
Cleverbot: South Australia.
User: *hits with Texas*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: *hits with Florida* >:D
Cleverbot: *smack with white glove*.
User: *hits with vital regions*
Cleverbot: *hits with banan*.
User: *hits with ze Eiffel Tower*
Cleverbot: *Slaps with big ben*.
User: OMG you know that too?!
Cleverbot: Hola necesitas algun consejo.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: You are not going to find out my name.
Cleverbot: You're going to tell me. Okay!?
User: I think not sir!
Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with a feather*.
User: *hits with Lithuania*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Hetaoni*
Cleverbot: *Hits with television*.
User: *hits with tears*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: *hits with shit storm*
Cleverbot: Hits with jupiter.
User: *hits with Spain*
Cleverbot: Hits with feather.
User: You are getting off topic again!
Cleverbot: No I am not, you are.
User: *hits with South Italy*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with Russia's pipe*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: I think not. *hits back*.
Cleverbot: I think you don't think not.
User: *hits with tomato*
Cleverbot: Hits with an iceberg.
User: *hits with licorice*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with Mr. Puffin*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: *hits with Army Tank*
Cleverbot: *hits with light saber and cuts off arm*.
User: *recovery*
Cleverbot: *kills with toothpick*.
User: *retreat* UGH! YOU BASTARDO!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Did you like him?
User: *grits teeth* Mark my words, Cleverbot! I'm not finished yet!
Cleverbot: That is so off topic.
User: *stomps off*
Cleverbot: Wait come back! Where are you going?
User: Don't you know I post this stuff on the internet?
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Narrator: Well, that was a humiliating defeat for our heroine. (*faint shout from offset* You don't have to rub it in!) sumali us susunod time for madami Hetalia Wars.
