If These Two Ever Teamed Up Together

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How it happened:
Stealthily, you crept up on Yao. Sitting on a bench, presumably enjoying the flowering trees, ambushing him was too perfect to resist. One step brought you closer to him, another and you were almost there, last one and you were close enough to embrace him. Carefully, very...

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! You call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! YOU DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All you are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has madami dick! I have an army of Red Coats! You have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last...

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You couldn’t wait for Ludwig to come home—it was your fifth anniversary (you had been dating for five years) and he always remembered occasions that were special to you. Often, you wished you could make the occasion madami special sa pamamagitan ng being madami than his girlfriend, but you were happy, regardless.
Glancing around the foyer where...

In my right hand there's amor!
In my left hand there's a carnation!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Towards the enchanting wold Bienvenida!
Take your hands, spin, and that's the earth.
Without forgetting asista, I'm intop form!
Roja and amarillo makes the Rojigualda
Let's all give our thanks to the sun.
Hetalia!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Sound your instruments, it's time to march!
If everyone at 'one-two' makes the ensemble,
The one and only song will be complete.
With the flamenco gitara it's me Spain!
"Romano! Look carefully how cool your Boss is!"
The city of art, Barcelona Madrid...

China: nihao muther f***er aru!!!
Japan:...lol whut?
China: I sinabi NIHAO MUTHER F***ING F***ER!!!!
Japan: OH YEAH!!!!
China: F*** YEA!!!
Japan: OH YEA!?
China: YEAH!!!!
Japan: NIHAO GO DIE!!!
China: NIHAO CHEW MY C**K!!!
Japan: NIHAO SUCK MY D**K!!!
Russia: *walks in* what's going on?
China: nihao russia
Japan: nihao russia san
England: *crashes through window out of nowhere
and slams into Jaapn*
Russia: YAY!!! DOGPILE!!! *naughty look at China*
China: *takes off running* HOLY F***ING S**T ARU!!
Russia: VODKAAAAAAAA!!!! *tackles China*
America: *walks in* OH YEA!!! AWESOME!!! LET ME
JOIN THE DOGPILE!!! *jumps...