1. Hermione is a girl.
2. Fred and George are identical when they take Polyjuice Potion.
3. If Snape taught Defense Against The Dark Arts, the only thing you'd need to study is whatever is on Page 394.
4. It's best to eat gisantes sopas before it eats you.
5. It's not all about wandwork.
6. Don't put your wand in your back pocket. Many wizards have blown off one or both cheeks when they did it.
7. Wrestling a Fully Grown Mountain Troll will only get you 5 points.
8.If you're alone with someone on the tuktok of a high building...trust them.
9. Umbridge WILL have order
10. Looking for a way to force character development? Burn down their house.
11. "sunshine, daisies, mantikilya mellow. Turn this stupid, fat daga yellow" isn't a real spell.
12. Beware of parchment. It can insult you.
13. Never read a diary that isn't yours. It will probably try to kill you.
14. How do you recognize ghosts? They are transparent.
14. Even the Chosen One can never find what he's looking for in a woman's purse.
15. Dumbledore has too many possessions, so you can destroy them if you want. . .
16. Trains are a fantastic place to get a bloody nose.
17. If you feed flobberworms too much lettuce, they'll die.
18. Draco's father WILL hear about this!
19. Never curse someone when their back is turned, if you do you will be turned into a ferret.
20. It's advisable not to use magic to zip up your pants.
2. Fred and George are identical when they take Polyjuice Potion.
3. If Snape taught Defense Against The Dark Arts, the only thing you'd need to study is whatever is on Page 394.
4. It's best to eat gisantes sopas before it eats you.
5. It's not all about wandwork.
6. Don't put your wand in your back pocket. Many wizards have blown off one or both cheeks when they did it.
7. Wrestling a Fully Grown Mountain Troll will only get you 5 points.
8.If you're alone with someone on the tuktok of a high building...trust them.
9. Umbridge WILL have order
10. Looking for a way to force character development? Burn down their house.
11. "sunshine, daisies, mantikilya mellow. Turn this stupid, fat daga yellow" isn't a real spell.
12. Beware of parchment. It can insult you.
13. Never read a diary that isn't yours. It will probably try to kill you.
14. How do you recognize ghosts? They are transparent.
14. Even the Chosen One can never find what he's looking for in a woman's purse.
15. Dumbledore has too many possessions, so you can destroy them if you want. . .
16. Trains are a fantastic place to get a bloody nose.
17. If you feed flobberworms too much lettuce, they'll die.
18. Draco's father WILL hear about this!
19. Never curse someone when their back is turned, if you do you will be turned into a ferret.
20. It's advisable not to use magic to zip up your pants.
