The Road

#11. Halloween. The franchise is OK and Michael Myers is cool, but he is overrated.

#10. Child's Play. Not one of my paborito franchises, but it's OK.

#9. Exorcist. Never seen the pelikula and I don't want to, but from what I've heard, they're pretty good.

#8. Poltergeist. Never seen them, but the clown in the first one is pretty fucking scary.

#7. Space Odyssey. These pelikula deserve to be #6.

#6. Scream. One of the best film series I've ever seen.

#5. A tie between Puppet Master and Demonic Toys. Great movies. If you haven't seen them, than what the hell are you doing pagbaba this...

    WOW!! Just WOW!! When I received the email from goonies, informing me that my fellow FanPoppers had voted for me for Horror pelikula tagahanga of the Month, that was about what my reaction came to. It took a moment for the message to sink in. As I told goonies in my reply email to her, once I had cast my vote for the tagahanga of the Month, I forgot to add it to my updates, and it went out of sight, out of mind. So this was really a surprise.
    So, thanks to everyone who voted for me. I’m really thrilled with this honor. I especially want to thank Aerohead,...

-DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. You will be filleted within 15 minutes. Even if gorgeous blonde offers to jump your Buto in a graveyard, say no: she will turn into an old man and stab you in the guts.

-DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GO INTO THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. At the very least, you will probably be sexually molested sa pamamagitan ng a tree.

-DO NOT PICK UP HICTCHIKERS. Have you got a dead wish or something?

-NEVER TAKE UP VENTRILOQUISM AS A HOBBY. Your dummy will prove no dummy.

-When a group of you are searching a large building, do not, whatever you do, split up.

-Don't go anywhere near...