Fidelity

- "Wilson!" Wilson woke up freezing cold, realizing he had no blankets at all. "You need to call the guy. I've been telling you for a week to call the guy. We need a new heater!"
- Seven days with a broken heater, and six of those days Wilson had been woken up sa pamamagitan ng House, the annoyingly sarcastic middle-aged son he never had. "House, where are my blankets?" "You can apperantly stand the freezing cold temperature of this appartment but I can't. So I took your blankets so that my asno doesn't end up nagyelo to your couch."
- Wilson sat up shivering. "So you took my beddings and added them to the five...

(okay so in Health class one araw we had to write a story about a character in our paborito tv ipakita that started smoking and how the other characters react to it, this is definantly a crackfic and is definantly OOC, however, despite what you may believe, mine actually turned out to be one of the madami sane ones of the class, so anyway...enjoy!)

One day, at the marvelous Princeton Plainsborough Teaching Hospital, the infamous Dr. Gregory House, was, as always, sleeping undisturbed, in his office. All of a sudden, the door slams open, thus waking up House and Wilson walks in with the aroma of...