How I Met Your Mother 8x13 ''Band or a DJ''

I guess you would classify this aS a fanfic,its called "The Curse Of The Hourglass",i hate the pamagat so if anyone has an idea for a new pamagat pls let me know.I had randomly came up w/this poem and i realized that after the 1st 3 lines it was perfect for these two. so yea.here we go..(ps:i'd really appriciate comments,critism is welcome& somethings arent captialized just b/c i like them that way)

"The Curse Of The Hourglass"

isn’t it ironic, yeah how we both live in a world of alak and tonic yeah.
This is just perfect, you and me.
We don’t need to feel any better.
We don’t need some secret...

One Drink

* Anyone says "Awesome!"
* Robin says "literally"
* Barney says "legendary"
* Barney uses a pickup line
* Barney says “Suit up”
* Lily talks about or is around her kindergarteners


Two Drinks

* Anyone says "Have you met..." (Ted, Barney, Me, etc.)
* Barney does magic
* Barney makes someone do a high five
* Barney says “Ha, please.”
* Barney says "daddy's home"
* Marshall says "Lawyered!"
* Ted does a voiceover
* There is a flashback
* Any mention of the Fierro

Three Drinks

* Barney says "Legen---wait for it---dary"
* Barney says “What up?”
* Barney mentions his blog
* Marshall...

As we all know from the first episode of this LEGENDARY ipakita that robin is “AUNT” robin that she’s NOT the mother and we all understood why ted told his kids about his romantic relationship with robin because of her he got a tattoo, which lead him to his (first fiancé) which lead to being a professor in college which lead to him to meeting their kid’s mother.

As much as we all pag-ibig the other aspects in the ipakita (barney legendary life, robin being candid, lily being bad-ass, Marshall being supernatural believer, ted being the geek) the whole point of this ipakita is who is the mother and...

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