We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are you today?

Reub.: You can't drink two jars of applesauce if you don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, you can make a dog bark faster than a isda can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think you are cute.


Reub.: You've...

Hey! It's me again! You may have notice that my username is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my paborito couple EVER, McGee and Abby from NCIS (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your username right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope you guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!

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