This was a fanfic at FanFiction.net, but it was breaking the rule so I wanted to start over
*There is a stage that is similar to Tyra's but the screen says "Fun With Torture." Instead of a sopa there is eight chairs, a two-seated couch, and a beanbag. Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, and Professor Membrane are tied up on chairs. GIR is sitting on a beanbag. In the sopa there's two people. A girl with dark brown hair and eyes with evening sand skin is sitting. susunod to her is a boy. His skin is a gatas chocalate tone. He has long purple hair, blue eyes, and a small beauty mark on his cheek. *
Me: *Trying to sound like Jigsaw* Hello. I see you are all awake.
Zim: WHO ARE YOU?
Me: Silence.
Zim: YOU DARE-
Me: Shut up! Or else you get wet!
Zim: I'll be quite.
Me: Welcome everyone to my new fanfic, Fun With Torture!
Audience: WOOOO! *whistles*
GIR: YAY!
Dib: I don't like the sound of this.
Me: Here we have Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, Professor Membrane, and our lovely GIR. Everybody except GIR is tied up. Who the hell would want to torture GIR?
GIR: I want tacos! ^-^
Me: Here ya go, cutie! *Gives GIR tacos*
GIR: YAY! :D *eat tacos*
Me: CUTE! =D
Audience: AWWW!
Dib: Dad's here? *Turns to Membrane* Dad look! ALIENS!
PM: *Looks around* Of course, son.
Dib: You don't believe me? THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!
PM: It's rude to call Foreign and a strange goat aliens, son.
Dib: …
Me: Dumbass. XD
PM: Excuse me?
Me: Nothin'. Anyway, I'm your host BlackRose1013. My real name is Kianis, but you may call me Kiki.
Tak: sa pamamagitan ng the way, where's MiMi?
Me: Oh, MiMi is in a SIR spa.
Tak: MiMi goes to a spa and we're here to get tortured?
Me: Yup! ^^ And this is my OC, co-host, Keme!
Keme: Hi.
Red: Why you girls doing this?
Keme: I'm a guy!
Me: LOL! *hugs Keme* To answer Red's question, I have many reason. 1, mostly because I'm bored. 2, everybody else is doing it.
Purple: uy I remember you!
Everyone: *Looks at me then thinks*
Gaz: Hey! You're the one who made me watch My Little Ponies!
Me: That's me! ^^
Gaz: You bitch!
PM: Gazelene!
Dib: I'm not surprised.
Zim: Your real name is Gazelene?
Gaz: Don't even dare say it!
Me: LOL! 3, I can kill time. 4, It's fun!
Zim: FUN?
Me: I'm getting tired of gettin' interrupted. Keme, please get me a big bucket of water balloons.
Keme: 'Kay. *Leaves then comes back with my request.* Here.
Me: Thank you~ I usually have bad aim, but since anything is possible I'm giving myself good aim.
PM: I don't know why, but relea-
Me: *Throws a water balloon at Membrane* When I throw a water balloon it means to shut up or when I just feel like throwin' one. *Throws another one at Membrane.*
PM: Why?
Me: I felt like it! ^^
Keme: -_- Kianis. May we continue?
Me: Fine. So reviewers out there, leave some tortures, dares, or tanong and we'll see you susunod time!
Zim: Are you going to let us go now?
Me: Hell no!
Dib: So what are we going to do till you come back?
Me: Well, other writers have to take you for their torture/interview fic. But till that time comes. *Giggles* You'll be kept in here entertained sa pamamagitan ng Fred! *Press a button and a screen shows Fred.*
Everyone: No…
Idiot: Hey! It's Fred!
Me: LOL! C'mon Keme.
Keme: See all of you later.
Me: Oh, one madami thing. This is rated T. So cursin' and makin' out is allowed. Please nothin' that is for M. Bye! GIR, if you want madami tacos there's madami back stage.
GIR: OKAY!
*There is a stage that is similar to Tyra's but the screen says "Fun With Torture." Instead of a sopa there is eight chairs, a two-seated couch, and a beanbag. Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, and Professor Membrane are tied up on chairs. GIR is sitting on a beanbag. In the sopa there's two people. A girl with dark brown hair and eyes with evening sand skin is sitting. susunod to her is a boy. His skin is a gatas chocalate tone. He has long purple hair, blue eyes, and a small beauty mark on his cheek. *
Me: *Trying to sound like Jigsaw* Hello. I see you are all awake.
Zim: WHO ARE YOU?
Me: Silence.
Zim: YOU DARE-
Me: Shut up! Or else you get wet!
Zim: I'll be quite.
Me: Welcome everyone to my new fanfic, Fun With Torture!
Audience: WOOOO! *whistles*
GIR: YAY!
Dib: I don't like the sound of this.
Me: Here we have Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, Professor Membrane, and our lovely GIR. Everybody except GIR is tied up. Who the hell would want to torture GIR?
GIR: I want tacos! ^-^
Me: Here ya go, cutie! *Gives GIR tacos*
GIR: YAY! :D *eat tacos*
Me: CUTE! =D
Audience: AWWW!
Dib: Dad's here? *Turns to Membrane* Dad look! ALIENS!
PM: *Looks around* Of course, son.
Dib: You don't believe me? THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!
PM: It's rude to call Foreign and a strange goat aliens, son.
Dib: …
Me: Dumbass. XD
PM: Excuse me?
Me: Nothin'. Anyway, I'm your host BlackRose1013. My real name is Kianis, but you may call me Kiki.
Tak: sa pamamagitan ng the way, where's MiMi?
Me: Oh, MiMi is in a SIR spa.
Tak: MiMi goes to a spa and we're here to get tortured?
Me: Yup! ^^ And this is my OC, co-host, Keme!
Keme: Hi.
Red: Why you girls doing this?
Keme: I'm a guy!
Me: LOL! *hugs Keme* To answer Red's question, I have many reason. 1, mostly because I'm bored. 2, everybody else is doing it.
Purple: uy I remember you!
Everyone: *Looks at me then thinks*
Gaz: Hey! You're the one who made me watch My Little Ponies!
Me: That's me! ^^
Gaz: You bitch!
PM: Gazelene!
Dib: I'm not surprised.
Zim: Your real name is Gazelene?
Gaz: Don't even dare say it!
Me: LOL! 3, I can kill time. 4, It's fun!
Zim: FUN?
Me: I'm getting tired of gettin' interrupted. Keme, please get me a big bucket of water balloons.
Keme: 'Kay. *Leaves then comes back with my request.* Here.
Me: Thank you~ I usually have bad aim, but since anything is possible I'm giving myself good aim.
PM: I don't know why, but relea-
Me: *Throws a water balloon at Membrane* When I throw a water balloon it means to shut up or when I just feel like throwin' one. *Throws another one at Membrane.*
PM: Why?
Me: I felt like it! ^^
Keme: -_- Kianis. May we continue?
Me: Fine. So reviewers out there, leave some tortures, dares, or tanong and we'll see you susunod time!
Zim: Are you going to let us go now?
Me: Hell no!
Dib: So what are we going to do till you come back?
Me: Well, other writers have to take you for their torture/interview fic. But till that time comes. *Giggles* You'll be kept in here entertained sa pamamagitan ng Fred! *Press a button and a screen shows Fred.*
Everyone: No…
Idiot: Hey! It's Fred!
Me: LOL! C'mon Keme.
Keme: See all of you later.
Me: Oh, one madami thing. This is rated T. So cursin' and makin' out is allowed. Please nothin' that is for M. Bye! GIR, if you want madami tacos there's madami back stage.
GIR: OKAY!
(Zim is sleeping until StarBurst comes into the room)
StarBurst: Master Zim! Wake up! I'm ready for my susunod lesson!
Zim: *moans* Five madami minutes.....
StarBurst: *pounces on him* FIVE minutos IS UP! WAKEY! WAKEY!
Zim: *pouts* Fine, let me take a paliguan and get dressed....
(later in the shower)
Zim: How did that girl ever get so happy? *looks over, sees StarBurst sitting on the floor watching him bathe* GASP! *grabs a bar of soap and throws it* GET OUT!!!!!!!
StarBurst: *twirls around* Okay! Toodle Loo, yo sexy vampire! X3
Zim: *pouting* How would you like it if I watched you bathe?
StarBurst: *jumps* I'd be HAPPY!!!! X333333
Zim: YOU PERVE!!! 0_0
StarBurst: *having nasty thoughts*
Zim: Why you little!!! *grabs her and accidentally looks into her eyes*
StarBurst: *rubs zim's chest*
Zim: HEY!!! LEAVE MY CHEST ALONE!!!
StarBurst: Master Zim! Wake up! I'm ready for my susunod lesson!
Zim: *moans* Five madami minutes.....
StarBurst: *pounces on him* FIVE minutos IS UP! WAKEY! WAKEY!
Zim: *pouts* Fine, let me take a paliguan and get dressed....
(later in the shower)
Zim: How did that girl ever get so happy? *looks over, sees StarBurst sitting on the floor watching him bathe* GASP! *grabs a bar of soap and throws it* GET OUT!!!!!!!
StarBurst: *twirls around* Okay! Toodle Loo, yo sexy vampire! X3
Zim: *pouting* How would you like it if I watched you bathe?
StarBurst: *jumps* I'd be HAPPY!!!! X333333
Zim: YOU PERVE!!! 0_0
StarBurst: *having nasty thoughts*
Zim: Why you little!!! *grabs her and accidentally looks into her eyes*
StarBurst: *rubs zim's chest*
Zim: HEY!!! LEAVE MY CHEST ALONE!!!
