some of his whitty and most famous jokes all her in this soapbox

A big girl once came up to me after a ipakita and sinabi "I think you're fatist." I sinabi "No. I think you're fattest."

Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer,...