Johnny wants to talk to his teacher, so he asks her if they can exchange a few words after class. She agrees.
Teacher: “Ok, Johnny, how may I help you?”
Johnny: “I believe I’m too smart to stay in this grade. I would like to be moved directly to high school, because it’s boring here.”
She agrees one madami time and notifies the principal. The principal proposes a test to prove Johnny’s intelligence and knowledge. So it begins:
Principal: “Johnny, let’s see. What is 3 x 4?”
Johnny: “12!”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36!”
Principal: “The capital of Japan?”
Johnny: “Tokio.”
And they continue taking this test for madami than half an oras – and Johnny makes no mistakes, his sagot are perfect. The principal is satisfied, but the teacher jumps in and wants to add a few tanong on her own. The principal agrees.
Teacher: “Ok, let’s try some general questions. Cow has four of them, but I have two. What am I talking about?”
Johnny: “Legs.”
Teacher: “Correct. What can we find in your pants, but not in mine?”
A principal is surprised and kind of embarrassed…
Johnny: “Pockets.”
Teacher: “Correct again! Where do women have the curliest hair?”
Johnny: “In Africa!”
Teacher: “What is soft but becomes hard in women’s hands?”
Johnny: “A nail polish!”
Teacher: “What do men and women in the middle of their legs?”
Johnny: “Knees!”
Teacher: “If you compare married and single women – married woman has a wider… what?”
Johnny: “A wider bed!”
Teacher: “Which part of my body is wet most of the time?”
Johnny: “Your tongue!”
Teacher: “What starts with the letter ‘t’ and names something, that men like to watch?”
Johnny: “A (skin) tan!”
The principal is left speechless, and he decides to end this test. He turns to the Johnny, and says: “I’m not sending you to high school, but directly to college. Even I would answer all of the tanong wrong!”
Teacher: “Ok, Johnny, how may I help you?”
Johnny: “I believe I’m too smart to stay in this grade. I would like to be moved directly to high school, because it’s boring here.”
She agrees one madami time and notifies the principal. The principal proposes a test to prove Johnny’s intelligence and knowledge. So it begins:
Principal: “Johnny, let’s see. What is 3 x 4?”
Johnny: “12!”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36!”
Principal: “The capital of Japan?”
Johnny: “Tokio.”
And they continue taking this test for madami than half an oras – and Johnny makes no mistakes, his sagot are perfect. The principal is satisfied, but the teacher jumps in and wants to add a few tanong on her own. The principal agrees.
Teacher: “Ok, let’s try some general questions. Cow has four of them, but I have two. What am I talking about?”
Johnny: “Legs.”
Teacher: “Correct. What can we find in your pants, but not in mine?”
A principal is surprised and kind of embarrassed…
Johnny: “Pockets.”
Teacher: “Correct again! Where do women have the curliest hair?”
Johnny: “In Africa!”
Teacher: “What is soft but becomes hard in women’s hands?”
Johnny: “A nail polish!”
Teacher: “What do men and women in the middle of their legs?”
Johnny: “Knees!”
Teacher: “If you compare married and single women – married woman has a wider… what?”
Johnny: “A wider bed!”
Teacher: “Which part of my body is wet most of the time?”
Johnny: “Your tongue!”
Teacher: “What starts with the letter ‘t’ and names something, that men like to watch?”
Johnny: “A (skin) tan!”
The principal is left speechless, and he decides to end this test. He turns to the Johnny, and says: “I’m not sending you to high school, but directly to college. Even I would answer all of the tanong wrong!”
A bunny goes to a tabing-dagat and lights a cigarette. Since he was a newbie smoker the effect was stronger than it usually is. So he was lying on a nearby rock and a goldfish came to check what’s wrong:
Goldfish: “Hey dude, are you OK?”
Bunny (slightly stoned) : “Yeah, man… Just a bit tired…”
Goldfish: “What are you doing?”
Bunny: “I got a pack of cigarettes and I lit one. It makes you kind of dizzy, but very relaxing.”
Goldfish: “Can I try?”
Bunny: “Of course! You just inhale big time, swim underwater for a while and then exhale.”
The goldfish does as told and meets a balyena during swimming – so he explains the whole thing to a balyena as well. A few moments later a balyena comes to a bunny and wakes him up, since he dosed off. The bunny wakes up, sees the balyena and screams his lungs out:
Bunny: “Goldfish, exhale, exhale!! “
Goldfish: “Hey dude, are you OK?”
Bunny (slightly stoned) : “Yeah, man… Just a bit tired…”
Goldfish: “What are you doing?”
Bunny: “I got a pack of cigarettes and I lit one. It makes you kind of dizzy, but very relaxing.”
Goldfish: “Can I try?”
Bunny: “Of course! You just inhale big time, swim underwater for a while and then exhale.”
The goldfish does as told and meets a balyena during swimming – so he explains the whole thing to a balyena as well. A few moments later a balyena comes to a bunny and wakes him up, since he dosed off. The bunny wakes up, sees the balyena and screams his lungs out:
Bunny: “Goldfish, exhale, exhale!! “
Even when you say they will
But while your off s(rewing her
My life is standing still
You tell me that you pag-ibig me
When I go to leave
You tell me I'm your only one
And I let myself believe
I know that you are using me
But you'll never let me go
I know that you don't pag-ibig me
I know I'm just for show
I don't know If I can stand
To see you pag-ibig another girl
You know that you broke my puso
You know that your my world
But while your standing sa pamamagitan ng my side
I'll believe your lies forever
Cause everything seems so perfect
When we are together