"Don't worry, I saw 'Lord of the Rings'. I'm not going to end this 17 times" - Harry
"This is every shade of wrong" - Harry
"I swear to God, it's like somebody took America sa pamamagitan ng the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on" - Harry
"I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club" - Harry
"When in doubt, cut up a pig - That was the town motto" - Harry
"Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock" - Harry
"Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don't know why" - Harry
"Don't quit your gay job" - Harry
"This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in serious trouble" - Perry
"I call it my 'faggot gun', cuz it's only good for a couple of shots and then you have to drop it for something better" - Perry
"I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls" - Perry
"He called her a ... well, a bad word. Cunt." - Perry
"Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?" - Perry
Perry: "Look up the word idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?"
Harry: "A picture of me?"
Perry: "No, the definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"
"I drink Genaro beer. But what do I know, I'm a bear" - madala in TV Ad
Harry: "Still gay?"
Perry: "Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it."
Harry: "Is she a looker?"
Perry: "She opens the door and she's got nothing on but the radio. Yeah, invites me in to sit down, sits on my lap, fires up a spliff"
Harry: "Geez. Really?"
Perry: "No idiot"
"Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you people in the Midwest, sorry we sinabi fuck so much" - Perry, to the audience
Harry: "Do you think i'm stupid?"
Perry: "I don't think you'd know where to put pagkain at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid"
"Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too. In pelikula where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer ending so the guy shows up, he's magically alive on crutches, I hate that. I mean shit, why not bring them all back. But the point is in this case, this time, it really happened. Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it's a dumb movie thing, but what do you want me to do, lie about it?" - Harry
Harry: "Look, you want to see something cool?"
[Harry pulls out a copy of a Gossamer book with a hole in it]
Harmony: "Oh cool! This stopped the bullet, Harry"
[Harmony pokes her finger through the hole in the book. Harry taps his bullet wound]
Harry: "No, not really."
Perry: "Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call"
Harry: "Bad"
Perry: "Excuse me?"
Harry: "Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep..."
Perry: "What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish."
"Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds. Thrill me." - Perry
Harmony: "OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!"
[all the girls in the club raise their hands]
Perry: "See that? Obedient little bitches too."
[girl screams "Fuck you!" and throws a glass, which he dodges]
Harry: [after shooting many men he drops the gun down on the street] There... All done... Finished.
"This is every shade of wrong" - Harry
"I swear to God, it's like somebody took America sa pamamagitan ng the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on" - Harry
"I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club" - Harry
"When in doubt, cut up a pig - That was the town motto" - Harry
"Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock" - Harry
"Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don't know why" - Harry
"Don't quit your gay job" - Harry
"This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in serious trouble" - Perry
"I call it my 'faggot gun', cuz it's only good for a couple of shots and then you have to drop it for something better" - Perry
"I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls" - Perry
"He called her a ... well, a bad word. Cunt." - Perry
"Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?" - Perry
Perry: "Look up the word idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?"
Harry: "A picture of me?"
Perry: "No, the definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"
"I drink Genaro beer. But what do I know, I'm a bear" - madala in TV Ad
Harry: "Still gay?"
Perry: "Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it."
Harry: "Is she a looker?"
Perry: "She opens the door and she's got nothing on but the radio. Yeah, invites me in to sit down, sits on my lap, fires up a spliff"
Harry: "Geez. Really?"
Perry: "No idiot"
"Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you people in the Midwest, sorry we sinabi fuck so much" - Perry, to the audience
Harry: "Do you think i'm stupid?"
Perry: "I don't think you'd know where to put pagkain at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid"
"Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too. In pelikula where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer ending so the guy shows up, he's magically alive on crutches, I hate that. I mean shit, why not bring them all back. But the point is in this case, this time, it really happened. Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it's a dumb movie thing, but what do you want me to do, lie about it?" - Harry
Harry: "Look, you want to see something cool?"
[Harry pulls out a copy of a Gossamer book with a hole in it]
Harmony: "Oh cool! This stopped the bullet, Harry"
[Harmony pokes her finger through the hole in the book. Harry taps his bullet wound]
Harry: "No, not really."
Perry: "Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call"
Harry: "Bad"
Perry: "Excuse me?"
Harry: "Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep..."
Perry: "What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish."
"Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds. Thrill me." - Perry
Harmony: "OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!"
[all the girls in the club raise their hands]
Perry: "See that? Obedient little bitches too."
[girl screams "Fuck you!" and throws a glass, which he dodges]
Harry: [after shooting many men he drops the gun down on the street] There... All done... Finished.
