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When Kyle and I walked into the office, we saw principal Victoria, Mr. Mackey, and Bebe. There were two wooden chairs in front of Victoria's desk, so we took our seats.

"Kyle, Kylie, I've heard that you two had a conflict with Bebe yesterday morning and i want to know what happened. Bebe, how about we start with you?" Principal Victoria announced.

Bebe started sa pamamagitan ng rubbing her right eye with a hankie in her hand. The madami her eye was rubbed, the madami purple it got. after one minute, Bebe had the worst black eye that I have ever seen. it looked like someone replaced her eyeball with a plum.

"Kyle punched me in the eye, and I was just having a simple conversation with Kylie!" Bebe sinabi as she pointed to Kyle.

I was shocked. The only true friend that I have ever had had the nerve to manuntok a girl and give her a black eye. I felt like I was exposed to a new side of kyle that I never knew before.

"M'kay. Kyle, is that true?" Mr. Mackey asked nonchalantly.

"Kinda." Kyle admitted.

"Well, I think you owe Bebe an apology" principal Victoria ordered Kyle.

"I'm sorry, Bebe." Kyle apologized to Bebe.

It was quite Humorous witnessing Kyle apologizing to Bebe. His eyes were looking at a faraway, and he used a tone that showed that he wasn't sorry at all. In fact, he used the same exact tone that cartman uses whenever he apologizes.

Kyle and I left the office shortly after. when we got out, I didn't know what to do with Kyle.
(going back to where we came from in the nakaraan part...)
Janay: Wow, Michelle! You sure are a rockstar!
Me: Yeah, I played this game and I rock at it!
Stan: I agree. Your skills are badass, Michelle.
Me: Thanks Stan! You too Janay!
Stan and Janay: You're welcome.
Stan: Jinx!
Janay: Dammit! I owe you a soda now, Stan!
Kyle: Wow, I wouldn't agree madami with Janay and Stan.
Kenny: (unmuffled) I guess I'm up.
(then the song starts and Kenny and I rock it up with our skills, and Kenny tries to keep the pace going with his skills, but I tuktok the round off with my notes going unstoppable and unmissed as I...
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added by Kyle_B
Mr. Mackey obviously had a stick up his asno or something.
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(going back to where we left off..)
Stan: Wow. That was really the longest time we ever kissed in like days, Michelle!
Me: I know right, Stan!
Stan: Right!
(at Cartman's house, we arrive at the exact time.)
Cartman: Stan! Michelle! You guys both made it!
Me: Yeah, it would be tragic if I missed the gitara Hero party.
Kyle: uy Michelle! uy Stan!
Me and Stan: Hi Kyle!
Kenny: (unmuffled) uy guys!
Me: Whoa, Kenny! You're not wearing your hood on! What happened!?
Kenny: I grew tired of having my speech muffled and all that, so I decided to not wear my hood on for the rest of my life.
Stan: Wow, Kenny......
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(going back to where the nakaraan part left off...)
Mom: How's your day, Michelle?
Me: It was great, Mom!
Mom: Good. Good night darling. (kisses me on the cheek)
Me: Night Mom.
(my mom closes the door)
Me: I didn't know someone found out about my power until yesterday.
(the susunod araw at school, I see Kenny without his hood on for the segundo time)
Kenny: Did you defeat him, Michelle?
Me: Yes.
Stan: Nice job, Michelle!
Me: Thanks Stan.
Stan: (smiles warmly at Michelle)
Me: (smiles back warmly at Stan)
(then Stan comes near to halik me, and I get near too and we just halik with us both having our eyes closed.)...
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(at night..)
Me(in costume narrating): This world was devastated before I became a superhero, and the main protagonist of South Park. A harsh, bleak place where we live in eternal darkness. Everything's a struggle where we live without hope. Why did it happen? No one will answer me directly. And they always point... to Professor Chaos, the main antagonist of South Park. That professor! He has tried to take over South Park ever since my birth of a hero for good to stop the villains for the better. There is also an eternal life form that I cannot truly defeat. He is known as Cthulu...
Janay(in...
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(going back to the scene of the nakaraan part)
Bebe: THIS. IS. SOUTH PARK!! If you say it's Sparta, I will kick your ass!
Cartman: I already beat your asno like twice, Bebe!
(meanwhile)
Stan and I: Hey, Kyle. Hey, Janay.
Kyle and Janay: uy Stan and Michelle.
(then we sit at our table)
Janay: Wow, you're so pretty in that dress, Michelle!
Me: Thanks. It's the color of my gloves.
Kyle: I agree. You do look pretty tonight, Michelle.
Me: Why thank you Kyle! You and Janay are so nice!
(Back to the argument)
Cartman: I can't believe you sinabi you were gonna kick my ass, Bebe!
Bebe: I never sinabi I was!
Cartman:...
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(at the hospital)
Carla: Michelle, why did you do it?!?
Me: YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU F***ING PUNCHED ME EVERYWHERE AND I TOLD MY MOM THAT SHE MIGHT CALL THE COPS BECAUSE OF YOU DUMBASS!
Carla: Michelle, I'm f***ing sorry, OKAY?!?
Me: WELL SORRY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING, MY MOM IS STILL CALLING THE F***ING COPS SO **** YOU!
Carla: I thought we were great friends, Michelle.
Me: It doesn't matter, Carla. I'm still kicking your asno like you kicked mine in the nakaraan part.
Carla: (walks away)
Me: (removes my hospital toga and puts on my usual school outfit and breaks out the hospital quickly, and I bike down...
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Pictures from DeviantArt, not from me. PS: You might want to turn your volume down ~~KylexCartmanFan~~
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