Kyle Broflovski

over the years of me being a hopeless romantic for Kyle, people always ask me, "what do you see in him?" Well, I'm about to set the record straight for why I pag-ibig him so much.

First of all, his high level of morals. whenever stuff goes down in the town of south park, you can always count on Kyle to take the experience and turn it into a life lesson, with his notorious 'I learned something today' speeches.


segundo of all, his pride for being different because of his religion. over the course of the show, I have seen Kyle transform from a boy who didn't know a thing about judaism, even though he practiced it, into a a jew that took pride in his religion, and he doesn't take crap from anyone who thinks anything different about it.

there are so many madami reasons why i pag-ibig him, that I need to write madami artikulo about why I pag-ibig him.

okay, so I know that this installment is going to be a bit silly, but I don't care.

First of all, his hair. You can't talk about Kyle without talking about his hair. It's so cute! I just wanna run my fingers through it, and use it as a pillow. My bista sa tagiliran picture is him without his hat, for crying out loud!


segundo of all, his feet. I think there's a reason why his feet are shown madami than other character on the show. there just so cute tiny, and chubby! they look like they belong on a baby, not a ten taon old. I know that this has been expresses a lot in other ways on this website, but I had to mention it here

I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five minutos later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if you ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his amerikana pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a ilas na manliligaw and I was forced to drink it.

"Hey Kylie, do you have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so you put all your money in the bank and you never spend it!''

Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when you asked for a water mattress you were taken to sea world!"

I feel like I am you. We are like sisters. Kyle is the best South Park character ever and i read your artikulo about only a few people liking Kyle anymore and I think your right. Not many people like Kyle anymore, I wish they did, but I do and he is the coolest SP character ever and sorry about how stupid this may seem. I'm only in seventh grade. That makes me think about how they are in like what? fourth grade most of the series and there cusing like they're in eleventh grade. But still Kyle is awesome and i respect his JewishGingerness.

If your username is in the pamagat or you are a kyle hater in this tagahanga club, please read this.

Over the course of me being in this club, I have noticed that you guys have been putting real nasty things about kyle, like "I hate you kyle!", and other mean things about him. Please stop. It isn't cool. If you hate kyle so much, then why don't you just stop posting this kind of stuff, or leave the club? Nobody else in the club likes it. Look, I know that kyle did some stuff that might look bad to others. However, it is not your job to embrace it and be a hater in a club full of Kyle lovers.

EVERYONE ELSE, YOU ARE VERY WELCOME.