Emmett: Is this thing on? Uhh, I'd like to propose a mag-ihaw to my new sister. Bella, I hope you've got enough sleep these past 18 years 'cause you won't be getting anymore for a while!
Jessica: Well, Bella was just like everybody else. Totally mesmerized sa pamamagitan ng Edward. Or "The Hair," as I like call him. Umm, & then suddenly, Edward is all about Bella! Even though she's not the captain of the volleyball team. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding... Or the president of the student council.
Charlie: Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I'm a cop. And I know things. Like, how to hunt...
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