Science Confirms Aso pag-ibig Us
Science has confirmed that Aso pag-ibig us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are you telling me Aso look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And you smell interesting. I pag-ibig you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. You should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior Pusa occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. Pusa see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach mga kuting to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. Pusa communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at mga kuting because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that Aso pag-ibig us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
Science has confirmed that Aso pag-ibig us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are you telling me Aso look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And you smell interesting. I pag-ibig you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. You should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior Pusa occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. Pusa see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach mga kuting to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. Pusa communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at mga kuting because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that Aso pag-ibig us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
