this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!
Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the
evening. He won't dare push you off and will even call you "nice kitty."
If you can arrange to have cat pagkain on your breath, so much the better.
For sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select mga kulay which
contrast with your own.
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do
anything. Just sit and stare.
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand on hind
legs and hammer with forepaws. Once the door is opened for you, it is not
necessary to use it. You can change your mind. When you have ordered an
outside door opened, stand half in and half out and think about several
things. This is particularly important during very cold weather or
lamok season.
If one person is busy and the other is idle, sit with the busy one. For
book readers, get in close under the chin, unless you can lie across the
book itself.
For ladies knitting, curl quietly into lap and pretend to doze. Then
reach out and slap knitting needles sharply. This is what she calls a
dropped stitch. She will try to distract you. Ignore it.
For people doing homework, sit on the paper being worked on. After being
removed for the segundo time, push anything movable off the mesa --
pens,pencils, stamps -- one at a time.
Get enough sleep during the daytime so that you are fresh for playing at
night between 2 & 4 a.m.
