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Science Confirms Aso pag-ibig Us 🐶🐱

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Science Confirms Aso pag-ibig Us

Science has confirmed that Aso pag-ibig us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.

No, really!

Are you telling me Aso look up at us and see us adorable?

The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And you smell interesting. I pag-ibig you!

(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. You should bow when I enter the room.)

This explains why superior Pusa occasionally try to bathe us.

It's true. Pusa see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring...

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Life Explained sa pamamagitan ng God

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Life Explained sa pamamagitan ng God

When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.

God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all araw sa pamamagitan ng the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed with the dog.

On the segundo day, God...

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The Dog’s Diary🐶

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8:00 am - Dog food! My paborito thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My paborito thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My paborito thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My paborito thing!
12:00 pm - gatas bones! My paborito thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My paborito thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My paborito thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My paborito thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My paborito thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My paborito thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My paborito thing!

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If a Dog was Your Teacher, You Would Learn:🐶

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When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Aso pag-ibig 'em.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Enjoy dog days.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple doggie growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady dogwood tree.

When you're...

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The Cat’s Diary😄

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The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed sumira or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since...

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tuktok Ten Cat Rules

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Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the unan sa pamamagitan ng invitation only.

Cat Rule Number 8

The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the unan too.

Cat Rule Number 9

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 10

The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.

Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill

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Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill
Pick cat up and duyan it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. duyan cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, duyan cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push...

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bahaghari Bridge

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bahaghari Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called bahaghari Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to bahaghari Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special mga kaibigan so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our mga kaibigan are warm and comfortable.

All the mga hayop who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor;
those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember
them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The mga hayop are happy and content, except...

PREHISTORIC DOG

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PREHISTORIC DOG FOUND WITH MAMMOTH BONE IN MOUTH

Paleolithic dog remains were found, one dog with a large mammoth bone in its mouth.
The prehistoric Aso likely hauled mammoth tusks and meat and consumed mammoths too.
The dogs' brains were removed after death, suggesting ritual significance, possibly tied to releasing their spirits.
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The fossilized dog skull clutches the mammoth bone, seen sticking out of the front. Click to enlarge this image.
Mietje Germonpré
The remains of three Paleolithic dogs, including one with a mammoth bone in its mouth, have been unearthed at Predmostí in the Czech...