Ranma: Hey, pop! I had the weirdest dream last night. Ya see, I went to this room, and then all of the sudden, Kuno was there! And suddenly, we were two guys naked in a tub.
Genma: Ew.
Ranma: I KNOW! He was being all gay and stuff, and then I turn into a chick sinking in an ocean, and all these Kuno clones come at me as if they were ready for an under-water orgy. Oh yeah, and you were there.
Genma: Keep me out of your sick fantasies, boy!
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Ranma: Hey, Akane. What are the chances of me being gay?
Akane: The same chances of someone putting mantikilya on bread.
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Kuno: Rather than be a sexy, suspenseful...
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