tuktok Ten Ways to Annoy a Wizard

10. Insist that someone with "intelligence" must be included in the company (and unfortunately you mean yourself . . .)
9. Complain about the rations of pagkain at Minas Tirith, the "small loaf" of bread, and the "inadequate pat of butter." Never mind the devastating siege going on – a hobbit deserves a decent breakfast!
8. Take part in encouraging a usually "un-hasty" group of Ents to rise up against their unpleasant neighbor.
7. Map? Who needs to memorize a map? Sure, there are tons of them here in Rivendell, but why waste my time on something boring like that?...

This (Arda) Universe is much different from Tolkien’s tale. Before Gandalf and Frodo take their leave to Aman, with the elves Gandalf senses the return of Sauron.
In this epic version (Arda) is peopled not only sa pamamagitan ng Men, but sa pamamagitan ng Wizards, Witches, Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Fauns, Centaurs, Fairies, mga sirena and mga kabayong may sungay including Griffins. Also sa pamamagitan ng monsters like Dragons, Trolls, Goblins, Orcs, Werewolves, and Bampira including Ents and Giants.
Men, Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits resided in Middle-Earth. Men also resided in Darkland along with Fauns, mga engkanto and Centaurs. Giants lived in between mountains...

Chapter 1
Frodo’s journey is not yet complete as he makes his way to Mount Doom. Some scared and confused Orc’s are letting Frodo pass in confusion hoping for forgiveness and freedom. The battle at the black gates continues and the dark forces are conquering the forces of good. Orc scouts are informing the dark lord Sauron of his creature’s treachery. He gets his most powerful forces to deal with him; The Nazgul. The Nazgul are treacherous foul creatures who were once kings of men. Sauron has Nawawala his finest warrior; the Witch king of Angmar in the battle of Minas Tirith on Pellenor fields....

-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is ibingiay to us.

-I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

-He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

-What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

-You cannot pass.I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark apoy will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.

-It is not despair,...