Freddy and Ganger managed to escape hell. But while thinking of their plan. First they need to distract or kill Carly and Seras. So they unleash a the character, Blastic Blamber. AKA Brutaloo who you may remember from UNLIKELY HEROES. Where she tried to take over Scootaloo's life, but her explosive temper gave her away in 5 minutes.
Brutaloo runs into Carly's sister Tracy. Who tanong if Brutaloo is one of those cartoon ponies. As Brutaloo still takes that Scootaloo form, as it's the only one she knows. But Blastic says she's a demon.
Tracy: Are you one of the nice ones?
Brutaloo: ... Yes.
Tracy: What do you need?
Brutaloo: I need some idi- choosen person, to read this... Earth saving.. Spell.
Tracy: Well if it's earth savng.. (willingly reads it out loud, however it unleashes friggin Cthulhu. The one from South Park.
Tracy (scared): WHAT IS THAT THING!?
Brutaloo: Evil king from another demnison.. Thanks blondey you made my job easier..
Tracy: How do we defeat it!
Brutaloo: Your not suppose to.
Tracy: I won't let you get away with th-
Brutaloo: (stabs her with knife, killing him) ... That outta shut her up.. uy Cthulhu, you hungry?
Chulthu: (no reply)
Brutaloo: Well it's there if you need it.. Anyway, my name is Blastic Blamber, you work for me now. What you say?
Chuthu: (nodes)
Brutaloo: Perfect.. I have a first assgnment for you.
LATER THAT EVENING:
Justin Bieber concert.
Justin Bieber [grabbing his crotch constantly, and pag-awit badly off-key]: Babih babih babih oooo! Babih babih babih oooo! Babig baibig woo woo, Bay-wooo [Cthulhu reaches down and grabs him off the stage] Wooooo-ooo-oo! [Cthulhu grumbles]
Brutaloo: (looking bored on Cthulhu's shoulder): Yep, that's him. So long, Justin Bieber, you little douchebag! [Cthulhu crushes Bieber between his forefinger and thumb like a grape, causing J's head to pop].
ONE WEEK LATER:
Brutaloo (hovering in air with her wings, looking at journal): All right, now, we've killed JB, destroyed most of San Francisco, sent my parents into a dark oblivion, and so our susunod order of business will be finding and killing Seras and Carly.
Cthulhu: (confused grumble sound)
Brutaloo: I don't know, some weird mother daughter pairing.. Just kill them..
Cthulhu: (angry growl)
Brutaloo: I am SO the boss of you!
Cthulhu: (enraged roar, ready to kill her)
Brutaloo (in head): The dark lord is agitated.. Time to bust out: Cute Kitten.
Brutaloo: Meow [climbs up onto Cthulhu.] Meow meow meow. [lays alseep on him. Cthulhu's face softens and he giggles].
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Carly is seen watching the news.
Anchorman: So according to eyewitness's the parang buriko demon tricked Tracy into releasing the dark lord Cthulhu.. The rise of Cthulhu from another dimension brings about three thousand years of darkness.. I think I speak for most us when I say, Praise the dark Cthulhu, long may he reign..
Carly: Mom! Me we got trouble! (Seras runs in and watches wth her).
Anchorman: We now take you live to our field reporter.
Brutaloo is playing Bathory - Call of the Grave on guitar. A song from GTA Nawawala and Damned..
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Despite hating scream-o, I do pag-ibig the gitara in that song. So fucking badass.. She's playing it as Cthulhu is still causing destruction in that stadium where Justin Bieber was playing, as they haven't actually left there yet.
But she stops when she sees a camera crew. And sees the reporter that the anchorman spoke of.
Reporter: Tom I'm outside the Justin Bieber concert. Cthulhu isn't behaving as most scientists had speculated, Tom, but instead is wreaking havoc everywhere, and there seems to be no hope for mankin-
Brutaloo: (runs in): Hey, hey.. I'm sick of Cthulhu getting all the credit..
Reporter: Who are you?
Brutaloo: Never you mind, give me that mic (speaks to camera).. Ladies and Gentlemen, Cthulhu works for me.. And we will continue to fight for good and justice unle-
Reporter: Good and justice? J-Justin Bieber and most of his fans have just been massacred.
Brutaloo: Yes, anyone I don't like can and 'will' die.. (to camera) But things will be easier for the rest of you, if you give us Carly Townley and Seras Victoria.. I'm paid to silence them. 'm a hitman.. And I will find them.. One way or another. But I will cause far less distruction if you willingly surrender them.
Reporter: ... Tom, it appears Bruce Vilanch has arrived, claiming to be leading Cthulhu.
Brutaloo: [greatly insulted sa pamamagitan ng the reporter's comment] Oh, you mother-fucker! [runs towards Cthulhu] Cthulhu, this guy too! [Cthulhu unleashes madami lightning and the reporter is incinerated].
Brutaloo: Asshole… (continues playing Call to the Grave on guitar, it seeming to relax her a bit).
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After seeing Brutaloo on the news. Carly thinks it's time they went to confront Brutaloo. But Seras insists on going alone, but Carly stubbornly rejects it.
Carly: I can be sniper support.
Seras: ... Depends.. Can you carry a anti-tank rifle?
Carly: I can try.
Seras: Fine.. But you stay close at all times.
Carly nodes, and is ibingiay the large gun.
Carly tells Sachi and Ari to wait here in the house, they both node in response, playing Call of Duty anyway.. Underrated games. They get a bad rap from playing online. Which I don't.
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Brutaloo is seen playing guita, it seems to be her only past time hobby. This time she's playing the gitara intro of Dawn of Demise - intent to Kill..
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Seriously, why does scream metal always have to have the most badass guitars!? Yet such terrible terrible lyrics, if you can call it that.
This time she stops when she sees Carly and Seras approach, and tosses away the guitar.
Brutaloo: So.. You came
Seras: What did we ever do to you?
Brutaloo: I'm just here as a hitman.. Well, woman.. I got payed to silence you.. I don't ask questions.
Carly: Is it Micah?
Brutaloo: Yes.
Carly: How can you trust someone like that!?
Brutaloo: Cause I "am" someone like that.
Carly: Fair enough.. How much to kill Micah? (Brutaloo turns intrigued)
Brutaloo: How much you got?
Carly: (pays her $4000 on the spot)
Brutaloo: You rob banks, kid?
Carly: (nods)
Brutaloo: Great.. I'm still gonna kill you though.. He'll just be next.
Carly: Bu- But you took my money!
Brutaloo: Yes I did.. (gets Crossbow out, and readys arrow) Now tell me Townley. Are you about to die?
Carly: No.
Brutaloo: Nu uh.. (points crossbow) No lying.
Carly thinks fast and shoots Brutaloo with the anti tank riple Seras gave her, the impact sends Carly flying, and knocked unconscious. Brutaloo also was sent flying, with a large gaping hole now though her stomach. Seras panicks and runs to Carly, all motherly, and banadaging Carly's small head wound, halik her forehead, forgetting about Brutaloo. "I knew that gun was too much for you" Seras sinabi worriedly.
"Fuck this" sinabi the badly wounded Brutaloo, her crossbow flew long out of reach, and she whistles like for a dog to come over. And at that Cthulhu bursts in. Seras stands over the unconscous Carly, readying herself.
"Chulhu! Kill the blonde one!" Brutaloo ordered.
Cthulhu readys lightening, but suddenly he gets literary cut in half, and dies on the spot. Alucard revealing himself from behind Cthulhu.
Alucard (dryly): Bad dog.
"Alucard! Never thought I'd be so happy to see you." Seras cried excitedly.
"I bet" Alucard replied, giving a small smile.
"Dammit, that was all had" Brutaloo admitted to herself, badly wounded sa pamamagitan ng Carly's gunshot, and quietly tries to crawl away, leaving a blood trail behind. She knows she can't win now.
Unfortantely for her, Alucard blocks her way, and glares down at her.
"Seriously, who are you?" Brutaloo asked, weakly, having never met him. Only Liz.
"Ask Satan" Alucard sinabi dryly, and pulls out one of his special pistols, killing her with a old fashioned headshot.. Than he pauses, and shoots her corpse twice more. Just "because".
Seras carrys Carly, saying she'll take her 'daughter' home.
"You might be overreacting a little, but go ahead, I'll clean up the mess" Alucard said.
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LATER IN HELL:
Micah kampanilya and Brutaloo (AKA: Blastic Blamber) are requested from Ogdan, who got his soul back somehow, to paint Ogdan's new house, as another Spongebob reinactment.
Which both seem excited about.
Ogdan: But, let me give you two a warning. This here paint is absolutely permanent. [while ipinapakita paint cans, shoves cans toward the dup] It will "never" come off. So if I see even one drop on anything but wall, I'll have your rear ends cut off... [holds up two empty plaques, each with their names on it] …and mounted over my fireplace!
Micah and Brutaloo: ...
Ogdan: (happily) So, have fun with the job. [shuts the door with them inside his house].
The two look around. They the house see it is covered head to toe in memorabilia.
Micah: Brutaloo?
Brutaloo: Yeah
Micah: Ogdan sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. [puts his paint on the floor] Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls?
Brutaloo (angrily as she puts hers on ground): No way asshole, we're not getting paid to ilipat stuff!
Micah: Blastic, we're not getting paid at all.
Brutaloo (angrily): Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid and that's final!
Micah: Okay, we'll just paint around all this stuff.
Brutaloo (stubbornly): Good, just don't pay me.
Micag: First, we need to set up the tarp.
Brutaloo: Tarp ahoy!
[they spreads the tarp on the floor, but the camera pans to reveal it's a tiny piece]
Micah: We're gonna need madami coverage B.
[scene cuts to madami tarp on the floor but not the entire floor]
Micah (nervously): Now that's what I'm talking about. Well, I guess we should open these cans of permanent paint now.
Brutaloo (nervously): That will never ever come off.
Micah: And if we get it on anything, Ogdan will cut our butts off.
Brutaloo: And mount them on the wall!
[Micah takes a birador and tries opening the lid]
Brutaloo: Careful, Micah. Careful Micah. Micah, careful! Careful, Micah! [zooms in on her] CARRFUL, MICAAH!
Micah [holds the lid]: Brutaloo, the lid's already off.
Brutaloo: Oh.. Now it's my turn! [takes out a battle ax and hits the paint can with it, violently).
Mcah (grabs can): I -I'm thinking I should do this one, too.
Brutaloo: If you insist.
[Micah carefully opens up the lid. When he does, a paint drop bounces on the tarp]
Both: [Screaming as the paint drop bounces on a tarp. Screaming again as the drop bounces on every tarp and then back into the can].
Brutaloo (disappointed): Well, that was a rip-off. [Micah wipes sweat off]
Micah: Okay, Blastic, let's get our brushes ready. [holds up his big brush] Uhh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. [throws the big brush to the right of him then takes another small brush and gets a hair out of his nose. Brutaloo gets all the hairs out of her nose on his brush, causing tear in her eye. Micah dips the brush into the can and then faces the wall]
Micah: All right, Blastic, gotta get started painting this wall. With the permanent paint that we're not allowed to get on anything, but the wall.. Well, here we go.
Narrator: One oras later...
Micah: [still standing in the same spot, while sweating nervously] Just a few madami segundos of mental preparation and I'll be painting this wall.
Narrator: Two hours later...
Micah: [still standing in the same spot and sweating] I'm getting to the painting.
Narrator: Three hours later...
Brutaloo: [Carrying the "Three Hours Later" time card] Can you ilipat it along? I'm all out of time cards.
Micah: [still standing on the same spot and sweating] No problem. Here I go. [makes a line of paint going down the wall. He smiles. The paint starts going down, but Micah blows it one direction then another then another until he gets a blow dryer and blows the paint off the wall. Blows the steam off the hairdryer like a gun] Yeah.
Micah [notices a big paint bubble he unwittingly created] Oh fuck! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
Brutaloo: Oh, I know! [takes a wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble] Two giant paint bubbles!
Micah: NOOOOOO!
The two giant paint bubbles merge into one.
Micah: Brutaloo.
Brutaloo: Yeah?
Micah: I don't think this bubble can get much bigger.
Brutaloo: [finds a bicycle bomba and attaches it to the bubble] Nonsense! [starts pumping the bubble, inflating it further]
Micah (the bubble covering him): BRUTS, NOO!
The bubble pops and the paint splatters all over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. Micah moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on the wall]
Micah: We did it Blastic! [checks the area] We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the- [shocked] SWEET JESUS, WHAT'S THAT?!
Ogdan's framed dollar on the pader has a tiny dot of paint on it upon close inspection. Micag's eyes crack, break, and drip on the floor. He then falls over].
Brutaloo walks over.
Micah (eyes normal): We're dead, Blastic! Do you know what that is?!
Brutaloo: Hmm... it's a dollar. I win!
Micah That's not just a dollar. It's Ogdan's first dollar! His most prized possession! AND WE GOT PAINT ON IT!
Brutaloo (unconcerned): I think you are over-reacting buddy, I don't see any paint.
Micah: Okay, [takes the dollar off the wall] this isn't a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. [tries to wipe the paint off with his sando but it only makes the paint even madami noticeable] There! I think I got it. [notices the paint. He becomes nervous so he wipes it madami but the dollar becomes completely covered in paint. Micah screams]
Brutaloo: Oh, now I see it!
Micah: This is not good, Blastic! This is not good! Ogdan will be tahanan soon, and when he sees what we did to his first dollar ...
Shows both of their butts mounted on the wall, as Ogdan is enjoying some tsaa sa pamamagitan ng the fire.
Both shriek while holding their butts.
Brutaloo: Wait Micah, all we got to do is wash the paint off, and Ogdan will never know!
Micah: But Ogdan sinabi this paint never comes ...
Brutaloo: [claps her hands over Micah's mouth] Forget what Ogdan said! Every paint comes off with something!
Micah standing sa pamamagitan ng a washing machine]
Micah: Did it work?!
Brutaloo comes out from the washing machine with the dollar still in her hands, still covered in paint.
Brutaloo: Nope.
Micah sands the dollar in her hands]
Micah: Did it work?!
[Brutaloo's hands are gone]
Brutaloo: Nope.
Micah squirts sulfuric acid out of a apoy hose. Brutaloo screams in pain]
Micah: Did it work?!
Brutaloo [holds up the dollar that left a hole in her body from the force of the acid, except for the part blocked sa pamamagitan ng her arms]: Nope.
Micah is seen banging on the dollar in Brutaloo's hands with a baseball bat, while she is wearing a neck brace and has a black eye; behind them is a huge assortment of weapons and tools that apparently didn't work either].
Micah (in panic): NOTHING'S WORKING!
Brutaloo: Wait, Micah! We're not cavemen! [walks over to a computer, now normal] We have technology! [picks up the computer and violently smashes it on the dollar, but nothing happens except for breaking the computer].
Micah: It didn't work.
Brutaloo: [angrily] This is all stupid Ogdan's fault! If he hadn't hung that damn dollar in the first place...! I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it?! You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! (Micah has intrigued face) You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would...
Brutaloo: Hurry girl, take out your wallet!
Brutaloo: I don't see where you're going with this... [takes out her wallet and pulls out a dollar] hey, a dollar!
Micah: Our butts are saved! Now all we have to... Blastic, NO! [Blastic puts her dollar in a vending machine] Blastic! No, why did you put it... [the dollar comes out] GRAB IT BLASTIC, GRAB IT HURRY, HURRY, I ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in] Aww, Blastic, no, no! [dollar comes out again] GET IT GIRL, GET IT, GET IT! ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in again and covers the hole so the dollar won't come out again] Oh, no-ho-oh!
Brutaloo: [eats a tsokolate bar as she approaches an annoyed Micah] Wanna bite?
Micah: Okay, okay, we still have time! [looks in a mirror] Don't panic, Micah, panic is the enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome!
[Ogdan is heard approaching the door while singing]
Micah's reflection: You're on your own, pal. [walks away]
Micah: [screams as he runs in circles around Blastic]
Micah (pacing on spot): Hurry Blastic, put the dollar back on the wall! I got an idea!
[Ogdan enters his dark house where all the lights are off]
Ogdan: What the…?
Micag: [stammering] We're all done, sir. Everything looks great.
Brutaloo: Yeah, you don't have to look around. We already did that for you. [lights turn on; they are both grinning suspiciously]
Ogdan: You both look like you got a dirty little secret. (they look at each other) Ha! I'm kidding. Let's see how you did. Oh, not bad boys, not bad. A nice even coat, high gloss, no bubbles..
Micah: Yeah, looks great, Ogdan. We'll just be going... [he and Brutaloo are about to leave]
Ogdan: Hesus FUCK! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Micah: [stops leaving as he and Brutaloo kneel down and beg] Oh, Ogdan, we're so sorry! Don't de-butt me! Don't de-butt me!
Brutaloo (at same time): I'm sorry! Have mercy! Have mercy!
Ogdan: Sorry? You dusted all my knickknacks! That was really nice. holly SHIT! WHAT'S THAT!?
Both: [begging] don't want to be butt-less! Please, please, please!
Ogdan: Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just painted itself on its own. [the pader is decorated with tiny ships] That's what I call craftsmanship.
Ogdan: OH GOD! YOU MESSED UP MY DOLLOAR ... [runs over to a bunch of mga manika lined up perfectly] ... RAMA!
Micah and Brutaloo are confused.
Ogdan: All the mga manika in this dollarama were perfectly aligned! [straightens one of the mga manika to an upright position]
Doll: Mama.
Ogdan: And you two thought I wouldn't notice.. Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right you two, you're free to go ... [banfs into a long pile of paintings] Ow! That's funny, I don't remember a stack of painting jutting from the pader where me first dollar used to be. In fact, I don't remember this painting at all. [takes the painting of a crying clown off] Or this one. [takes the painting of a car race off] Or this one. [takes the painting off. Micah and Brutaloo are anxious] Or this one. [takes it off] Or this one. [takes it off] Or this one. [takes the painting of a saging off] Or this one. [Micah is behind the painting he just took off]
Ogdan (annoyed): What are you doing?
Micah: Oh, you know, just hanging around.
Brutaloo: [gives a thumbs-down] Boo!
Ogdan: Get down onto the floor, boy. [Micah stretches his body to the floor, but not getting off].
Ogdan: Alright, now you're just being silly. (pulls him off).
Micah: No, No! Don't look, it's a trick! (Ogdan sees it).
Ogdan: [angrily] Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?!
Both: We're sorry!
Ogdan: [looks at the dollar again then looks at them] And then did you draw on it with crayon?!
Shows the dollar has a smiley face and two dollar signs drawn on with green crayon]
Micah: ... (looks to Brutaloo).
Brutaloo [holding a green crayon]: I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it.
Ogdan: All right ... You know what I've gotta do now?!
Micah (scared): You mean our butts?
Brutaloo: Can I use mine one last time?
Ogdan takes the dollar and licks it. The paint comes off then and the dragon hangs it back up
Ogdan: There we go, good as new.
Micah and Brutaloo: [Stammering] But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...
: Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva! [chuckles]
Micah: [frowns then smiles] Oh, I get it. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Blamber would be madami careful and not get paint on anything! M
Ogdan: Nah, I just like to mess with ya! [Laughs as Micah and Brutaloo glare at him storm out in disgust. Ogdan laughs so hard he spits all over the walls] The old man's still got it! [continues laughing, but spits everywhere. He finally stops laughing to see all the paint is coming off] Aww, crud. I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it.
Even though their villains.. There's something kinda cute about Micah being like a big brother to Brutaloo. Espically because, they aren't protrayed as villains in this chapter.. Ogdan a bit, but not really.. Certainly not the worst he's ever done..
Brutaloo runs into Carly's sister Tracy. Who tanong if Brutaloo is one of those cartoon ponies. As Brutaloo still takes that Scootaloo form, as it's the only one she knows. But Blastic says she's a demon.
Tracy: Are you one of the nice ones?
Brutaloo: ... Yes.
Tracy: What do you need?
Brutaloo: I need some idi- choosen person, to read this... Earth saving.. Spell.
Tracy: Well if it's earth savng.. (willingly reads it out loud, however it unleashes friggin Cthulhu. The one from South Park.
Tracy (scared): WHAT IS THAT THING!?
Brutaloo: Evil king from another demnison.. Thanks blondey you made my job easier..
Tracy: How do we defeat it!
Brutaloo: Your not suppose to.
Tracy: I won't let you get away with th-
Brutaloo: (stabs her with knife, killing him) ... That outta shut her up.. uy Cthulhu, you hungry?
Chulthu: (no reply)
Brutaloo: Well it's there if you need it.. Anyway, my name is Blastic Blamber, you work for me now. What you say?
Chuthu: (nodes)
Brutaloo: Perfect.. I have a first assgnment for you.
LATER THAT EVENING:
Justin Bieber concert.
Justin Bieber [grabbing his crotch constantly, and pag-awit badly off-key]: Babih babih babih oooo! Babih babih babih oooo! Babig baibig woo woo, Bay-wooo [Cthulhu reaches down and grabs him off the stage] Wooooo-ooo-oo! [Cthulhu grumbles]
Brutaloo: (looking bored on Cthulhu's shoulder): Yep, that's him. So long, Justin Bieber, you little douchebag! [Cthulhu crushes Bieber between his forefinger and thumb like a grape, causing J's head to pop].
ONE WEEK LATER:
Brutaloo (hovering in air with her wings, looking at journal): All right, now, we've killed JB, destroyed most of San Francisco, sent my parents into a dark oblivion, and so our susunod order of business will be finding and killing Seras and Carly.
Cthulhu: (confused grumble sound)
Brutaloo: I don't know, some weird mother daughter pairing.. Just kill them..
Cthulhu: (angry growl)
Brutaloo: I am SO the boss of you!
Cthulhu: (enraged roar, ready to kill her)
Brutaloo (in head): The dark lord is agitated.. Time to bust out: Cute Kitten.
Brutaloo: Meow [climbs up onto Cthulhu.] Meow meow meow. [lays alseep on him. Cthulhu's face softens and he giggles].
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Carly is seen watching the news.
Anchorman: So according to eyewitness's the parang buriko demon tricked Tracy into releasing the dark lord Cthulhu.. The rise of Cthulhu from another dimension brings about three thousand years of darkness.. I think I speak for most us when I say, Praise the dark Cthulhu, long may he reign..
Carly: Mom! Me we got trouble! (Seras runs in and watches wth her).
Anchorman: We now take you live to our field reporter.
Brutaloo is playing Bathory - Call of the Grave on guitar. A song from GTA Nawawala and Damned..
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Despite hating scream-o, I do pag-ibig the gitara in that song. So fucking badass.. She's playing it as Cthulhu is still causing destruction in that stadium where Justin Bieber was playing, as they haven't actually left there yet.
But she stops when she sees a camera crew. And sees the reporter that the anchorman spoke of.
Reporter: Tom I'm outside the Justin Bieber concert. Cthulhu isn't behaving as most scientists had speculated, Tom, but instead is wreaking havoc everywhere, and there seems to be no hope for mankin-
Brutaloo: (runs in): Hey, hey.. I'm sick of Cthulhu getting all the credit..
Reporter: Who are you?
Brutaloo: Never you mind, give me that mic (speaks to camera).. Ladies and Gentlemen, Cthulhu works for me.. And we will continue to fight for good and justice unle-
Reporter: Good and justice? J-Justin Bieber and most of his fans have just been massacred.
Brutaloo: Yes, anyone I don't like can and 'will' die.. (to camera) But things will be easier for the rest of you, if you give us Carly Townley and Seras Victoria.. I'm paid to silence them. 'm a hitman.. And I will find them.. One way or another. But I will cause far less distruction if you willingly surrender them.
Reporter: ... Tom, it appears Bruce Vilanch has arrived, claiming to be leading Cthulhu.
Brutaloo: [greatly insulted sa pamamagitan ng the reporter's comment] Oh, you mother-fucker! [runs towards Cthulhu] Cthulhu, this guy too! [Cthulhu unleashes madami lightning and the reporter is incinerated].
Brutaloo: Asshole… (continues playing Call to the Grave on guitar, it seeming to relax her a bit).
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After seeing Brutaloo on the news. Carly thinks it's time they went to confront Brutaloo. But Seras insists on going alone, but Carly stubbornly rejects it.
Carly: I can be sniper support.
Seras: ... Depends.. Can you carry a anti-tank rifle?
Carly: I can try.
Seras: Fine.. But you stay close at all times.
Carly nodes, and is ibingiay the large gun.
Carly tells Sachi and Ari to wait here in the house, they both node in response, playing Call of Duty anyway.. Underrated games. They get a bad rap from playing online. Which I don't.
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Brutaloo is seen playing guita, it seems to be her only past time hobby. This time she's playing the gitara intro of Dawn of Demise - intent to Kill..
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Seriously, why does scream metal always have to have the most badass guitars!? Yet such terrible terrible lyrics, if you can call it that.
This time she stops when she sees Carly and Seras approach, and tosses away the guitar.
Brutaloo: So.. You came
Seras: What did we ever do to you?
Brutaloo: I'm just here as a hitman.. Well, woman.. I got payed to silence you.. I don't ask questions.
Carly: Is it Micah?
Brutaloo: Yes.
Carly: How can you trust someone like that!?
Brutaloo: Cause I "am" someone like that.
Carly: Fair enough.. How much to kill Micah? (Brutaloo turns intrigued)
Brutaloo: How much you got?
Carly: (pays her $4000 on the spot)
Brutaloo: You rob banks, kid?
Carly: (nods)
Brutaloo: Great.. I'm still gonna kill you though.. He'll just be next.
Carly: Bu- But you took my money!
Brutaloo: Yes I did.. (gets Crossbow out, and readys arrow) Now tell me Townley. Are you about to die?
Carly: No.
Brutaloo: Nu uh.. (points crossbow) No lying.
Carly thinks fast and shoots Brutaloo with the anti tank riple Seras gave her, the impact sends Carly flying, and knocked unconscious. Brutaloo also was sent flying, with a large gaping hole now though her stomach. Seras panicks and runs to Carly, all motherly, and banadaging Carly's small head wound, halik her forehead, forgetting about Brutaloo. "I knew that gun was too much for you" Seras sinabi worriedly.
"Fuck this" sinabi the badly wounded Brutaloo, her crossbow flew long out of reach, and she whistles like for a dog to come over. And at that Cthulhu bursts in. Seras stands over the unconscous Carly, readying herself.
"Chulhu! Kill the blonde one!" Brutaloo ordered.
Cthulhu readys lightening, but suddenly he gets literary cut in half, and dies on the spot. Alucard revealing himself from behind Cthulhu.
Alucard (dryly): Bad dog.
"Alucard! Never thought I'd be so happy to see you." Seras cried excitedly.
"I bet" Alucard replied, giving a small smile.
"Dammit, that was all had" Brutaloo admitted to herself, badly wounded sa pamamagitan ng Carly's gunshot, and quietly tries to crawl away, leaving a blood trail behind. She knows she can't win now.
Unfortantely for her, Alucard blocks her way, and glares down at her.
"Seriously, who are you?" Brutaloo asked, weakly, having never met him. Only Liz.
"Ask Satan" Alucard sinabi dryly, and pulls out one of his special pistols, killing her with a old fashioned headshot.. Than he pauses, and shoots her corpse twice more. Just "because".
Seras carrys Carly, saying she'll take her 'daughter' home.
"You might be overreacting a little, but go ahead, I'll clean up the mess" Alucard said.
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LATER IN HELL:
Micah kampanilya and Brutaloo (AKA: Blastic Blamber) are requested from Ogdan, who got his soul back somehow, to paint Ogdan's new house, as another Spongebob reinactment.
Which both seem excited about.
Ogdan: But, let me give you two a warning. This here paint is absolutely permanent. [while ipinapakita paint cans, shoves cans toward the dup] It will "never" come off. So if I see even one drop on anything but wall, I'll have your rear ends cut off... [holds up two empty plaques, each with their names on it] …and mounted over my fireplace!
Micah and Brutaloo: ...
Ogdan: (happily) So, have fun with the job. [shuts the door with them inside his house].
The two look around. They the house see it is covered head to toe in memorabilia.
Micah: Brutaloo?
Brutaloo: Yeah
Micah: Ogdan sure has a lot of expensive treasures to drip paint on. [puts his paint on the floor] Do you think we should take this stuff off the walls?
Brutaloo (angrily as she puts hers on ground): No way asshole, we're not getting paid to ilipat stuff!
Micah: Blastic, we're not getting paid at all.
Brutaloo (angrily): Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid and that's final!
Micah: Okay, we'll just paint around all this stuff.
Brutaloo (stubbornly): Good, just don't pay me.
Micag: First, we need to set up the tarp.
Brutaloo: Tarp ahoy!
[they spreads the tarp on the floor, but the camera pans to reveal it's a tiny piece]
Micah: We're gonna need madami coverage B.
[scene cuts to madami tarp on the floor but not the entire floor]
Micah (nervously): Now that's what I'm talking about. Well, I guess we should open these cans of permanent paint now.
Brutaloo (nervously): That will never ever come off.
Micah: And if we get it on anything, Ogdan will cut our butts off.
Brutaloo: And mount them on the wall!
[Micah takes a birador and tries opening the lid]
Brutaloo: Careful, Micah. Careful Micah. Micah, careful! Careful, Micah! [zooms in on her] CARRFUL, MICAAH!
Micah [holds the lid]: Brutaloo, the lid's already off.
Brutaloo: Oh.. Now it's my turn! [takes out a battle ax and hits the paint can with it, violently).
Mcah (grabs can): I -I'm thinking I should do this one, too.
Brutaloo: If you insist.
[Micah carefully opens up the lid. When he does, a paint drop bounces on the tarp]
Both: [Screaming as the paint drop bounces on a tarp. Screaming again as the drop bounces on every tarp and then back into the can].
Brutaloo (disappointed): Well, that was a rip-off. [Micah wipes sweat off]
Micah: Okay, Blastic, let's get our brushes ready. [holds up his big brush] Uhh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. [throws the big brush to the right of him then takes another small brush and gets a hair out of his nose. Brutaloo gets all the hairs out of her nose on his brush, causing tear in her eye. Micah dips the brush into the can and then faces the wall]
Micah: All right, Blastic, gotta get started painting this wall. With the permanent paint that we're not allowed to get on anything, but the wall.. Well, here we go.
Narrator: One oras later...
Micah: [still standing in the same spot, while sweating nervously] Just a few madami segundos of mental preparation and I'll be painting this wall.
Narrator: Two hours later...
Micah: [still standing in the same spot and sweating] I'm getting to the painting.
Narrator: Three hours later...
Brutaloo: [Carrying the "Three Hours Later" time card] Can you ilipat it along? I'm all out of time cards.
Micah: [still standing on the same spot and sweating] No problem. Here I go. [makes a line of paint going down the wall. He smiles. The paint starts going down, but Micah blows it one direction then another then another until he gets a blow dryer and blows the paint off the wall. Blows the steam off the hairdryer like a gun] Yeah.
Micah [notices a big paint bubble he unwittingly created] Oh fuck! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?!
Brutaloo: Oh, I know! [takes a wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble] Two giant paint bubbles!
Micah: NOOOOOO!
The two giant paint bubbles merge into one.
Micah: Brutaloo.
Brutaloo: Yeah?
Micah: I don't think this bubble can get much bigger.
Brutaloo: [finds a bicycle bomba and attaches it to the bubble] Nonsense! [starts pumping the bubble, inflating it further]
Micah (the bubble covering him): BRUTS, NOO!
The bubble pops and the paint splatters all over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. Micah moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on the wall]
Micah: We did it Blastic! [checks the area] We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the- [shocked] SWEET JESUS, WHAT'S THAT?!
Ogdan's framed dollar on the pader has a tiny dot of paint on it upon close inspection. Micag's eyes crack, break, and drip on the floor. He then falls over].
Brutaloo walks over.
Micah (eyes normal): We're dead, Blastic! Do you know what that is?!
Brutaloo: Hmm... it's a dollar. I win!
Micah That's not just a dollar. It's Ogdan's first dollar! His most prized possession! AND WE GOT PAINT ON IT!
Brutaloo (unconcerned): I think you are over-reacting buddy, I don't see any paint.
Micah: Okay, [takes the dollar off the wall] this isn't a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. [tries to wipe the paint off with his sando but it only makes the paint even madami noticeable] There! I think I got it. [notices the paint. He becomes nervous so he wipes it madami but the dollar becomes completely covered in paint. Micah screams]
Brutaloo: Oh, now I see it!
Micah: This is not good, Blastic! This is not good! Ogdan will be tahanan soon, and when he sees what we did to his first dollar ...
Shows both of their butts mounted on the wall, as Ogdan is enjoying some tsaa sa pamamagitan ng the fire.
Both shriek while holding their butts.
Brutaloo: Wait Micah, all we got to do is wash the paint off, and Ogdan will never know!
Micah: But Ogdan sinabi this paint never comes ...
Brutaloo: [claps her hands over Micah's mouth] Forget what Ogdan said! Every paint comes off with something!
Micah standing sa pamamagitan ng a washing machine]
Micah: Did it work?!
Brutaloo comes out from the washing machine with the dollar still in her hands, still covered in paint.
Brutaloo: Nope.
Micah sands the dollar in her hands]
Micah: Did it work?!
[Brutaloo's hands are gone]
Brutaloo: Nope.
Micah squirts sulfuric acid out of a apoy hose. Brutaloo screams in pain]
Micah: Did it work?!
Brutaloo [holds up the dollar that left a hole in her body from the force of the acid, except for the part blocked sa pamamagitan ng her arms]: Nope.
Micah is seen banging on the dollar in Brutaloo's hands with a baseball bat, while she is wearing a neck brace and has a black eye; behind them is a huge assortment of weapons and tools that apparently didn't work either].
Micah (in panic): NOTHING'S WORKING!
Brutaloo: Wait, Micah! We're not cavemen! [walks over to a computer, now normal] We have technology! [picks up the computer and violently smashes it on the dollar, but nothing happens except for breaking the computer].
Micah: It didn't work.
Brutaloo: [angrily] This is all stupid Ogdan's fault! If he hadn't hung that damn dollar in the first place...! I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it?! You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! (Micah has intrigued face) You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would...
Brutaloo: Hurry girl, take out your wallet!
Brutaloo: I don't see where you're going with this... [takes out her wallet and pulls out a dollar] hey, a dollar!
Micah: Our butts are saved! Now all we have to... Blastic, NO! [Blastic puts her dollar in a vending machine] Blastic! No, why did you put it... [the dollar comes out] GRAB IT BLASTIC, GRAB IT HURRY, HURRY, I ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in] Aww, Blastic, no, no! [dollar comes out again] GET IT GIRL, GET IT, GET IT! ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in again and covers the hole so the dollar won't come out again] Oh, no-ho-oh!
Brutaloo: [eats a tsokolate bar as she approaches an annoyed Micah] Wanna bite?
Micah: Okay, okay, we still have time! [looks in a mirror] Don't panic, Micah, panic is the enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome!
[Ogdan is heard approaching the door while singing]
Micah's reflection: You're on your own, pal. [walks away]
Micah: [screams as he runs in circles around Blastic]
Micah (pacing on spot): Hurry Blastic, put the dollar back on the wall! I got an idea!
[Ogdan enters his dark house where all the lights are off]
Ogdan: What the…?
Micag: [stammering] We're all done, sir. Everything looks great.
Brutaloo: Yeah, you don't have to look around. We already did that for you. [lights turn on; they are both grinning suspiciously]
Ogdan: You both look like you got a dirty little secret. (they look at each other) Ha! I'm kidding. Let's see how you did. Oh, not bad boys, not bad. A nice even coat, high gloss, no bubbles..
Micah: Yeah, looks great, Ogdan. We'll just be going... [he and Brutaloo are about to leave]
Ogdan: Hesus FUCK! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Micah: [stops leaving as he and Brutaloo kneel down and beg] Oh, Ogdan, we're so sorry! Don't de-butt me! Don't de-butt me!
Brutaloo (at same time): I'm sorry! Have mercy! Have mercy!
Ogdan: Sorry? You dusted all my knickknacks! That was really nice. holly SHIT! WHAT'S THAT!?
Both: [begging] don't want to be butt-less! Please, please, please!
Ogdan: Oh, and I suppose the floor molding just painted itself on its own. [the pader is decorated with tiny ships] That's what I call craftsmanship.
Ogdan: OH GOD! YOU MESSED UP MY DOLLOAR ... [runs over to a bunch of mga manika lined up perfectly] ... RAMA!
Micah and Brutaloo are confused.
Ogdan: All the mga manika in this dollarama were perfectly aligned! [straightens one of the mga manika to an upright position]
Doll: Mama.
Ogdan: And you two thought I wouldn't notice.. Oh well, I guess no harm done. All right you two, you're free to go ... [banfs into a long pile of paintings] Ow! That's funny, I don't remember a stack of painting jutting from the pader where me first dollar used to be. In fact, I don't remember this painting at all. [takes the painting of a crying clown off] Or this one. [takes the painting of a car race off] Or this one. [takes the painting off. Micah and Brutaloo are anxious] Or this one. [takes it off] Or this one. [takes it off] Or this one. [takes the painting of a saging off] Or this one. [Micah is behind the painting he just took off]
Ogdan (annoyed): What are you doing?
Micah: Oh, you know, just hanging around.
Brutaloo: [gives a thumbs-down] Boo!
Ogdan: Get down onto the floor, boy. [Micah stretches his body to the floor, but not getting off].
Ogdan: Alright, now you're just being silly. (pulls him off).
Micah: No, No! Don't look, it's a trick! (Ogdan sees it).
Ogdan: [angrily] Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?!
Both: We're sorry!
Ogdan: [looks at the dollar again then looks at them] And then did you draw on it with crayon?!
Shows the dollar has a smiley face and two dollar signs drawn on with green crayon]
Micah: ... (looks to Brutaloo).
Brutaloo [holding a green crayon]: I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it.
Ogdan: All right ... You know what I've gotta do now?!
Micah (scared): You mean our butts?
Brutaloo: Can I use mine one last time?
Ogdan takes the dollar and licks it. The paint comes off then and the dragon hangs it back up
Ogdan: There we go, good as new.
Micah and Brutaloo: [Stammering] But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...
: Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva! [chuckles]
Micah: [frowns then smiles] Oh, I get it. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Blamber would be madami careful and not get paint on anything! M
Ogdan: Nah, I just like to mess with ya! [Laughs as Micah and Brutaloo glare at him storm out in disgust. Ogdan laughs so hard he spits all over the walls] The old man's still got it! [continues laughing, but spits everywhere. He finally stops laughing to see all the paint is coming off] Aww, crud. I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it.
Even though their villains.. There's something kinda cute about Micah being like a big brother to Brutaloo. Espically because, they aren't protrayed as villains in this chapter.. Ogdan a bit, but not really.. Certainly not the worst he's ever done..