If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the stove.
I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I am not a vegetarian because I pag-ibig animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minuto lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the stove.
I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I am not a vegetarian because I pag-ibig animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minuto lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.