Caretaker:Look in your toilet, I left you a surprise.
Paul Crewe:You took a shit in my toilet?
Caretaker:No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.
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Paul Crewe:[after being pulled over sa pamamagitan ng cops]:Here, you can finish this serbesa for me... I've got five more!
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Cheeseburger Eddy:Gimme that chesseburger. You pagganap like a real McAsshole.
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Big Tony:[reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
Brucie: It's try-out, you half a meatball.
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Caretaker:Check me, check me.
Half a star? Check it again.
Uh ah. That aint right. I'm gonna have to stab somebody to get my rep. up.
Skitchy RiversHow about we have a maniacal unan fight tonight? That should boost your rep.
Superstar vs. Half-a-Star.
Caretaker:Hey old man. How bout you shut-up before I slit your throat and watch the dust come out?
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Switowski:Will you teach me to football?
Paul Crewe:Sure we'll teach you to football. Won't we Caretaker?
Caretaker:I'll teach you anything. Just don't eat me.
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Caretaker:Yo man, that's my flyer, man. I worked hard on that. You see he ran like a little asong babae right? You saw that right?
[Cheeseburger Eddy gets in his face]
Caretaker:Yo, the team needs you. Team needs you. You-you should come-come to the tree-outs.
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Cheeseburger Eddy:It ain't easy, being cheesy!
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Caretaker:[introducing himself to Crewe]Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth- hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!
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Caretaker:Who we gonna crush?
Prisoners:The guards!
Caretaker: Who we gonna kill?
Prisoners:The guards!
Caretaker: Who we gonna kiss?
Brucie:The guards!
Caretaker:Gotcha.
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Caretaker:I don't give a shit! O.J chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass!
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Paul Crewe:You took a shit in my toilet?
Caretaker:No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.
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Paul Crewe:[after being pulled over sa pamamagitan ng cops]:Here, you can finish this serbesa for me... I've got five more!
__________________________________________________
Cheeseburger Eddy:Gimme that chesseburger. You pagganap like a real McAsshole.
__________________________________________________
Big Tony:[reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
Brucie: It's try-out, you half a meatball.
__________________________________________________
Caretaker:Check me, check me.
Half a star? Check it again.
Uh ah. That aint right. I'm gonna have to stab somebody to get my rep. up.
Skitchy RiversHow about we have a maniacal unan fight tonight? That should boost your rep.
Superstar vs. Half-a-Star.
Caretaker:Hey old man. How bout you shut-up before I slit your throat and watch the dust come out?
__________________________________________________
Switowski:Will you teach me to football?
Paul Crewe:Sure we'll teach you to football. Won't we Caretaker?
Caretaker:I'll teach you anything. Just don't eat me.
__________________________________________________
Caretaker:Yo man, that's my flyer, man. I worked hard on that. You see he ran like a little asong babae right? You saw that right?
[Cheeseburger Eddy gets in his face]
Caretaker:Yo, the team needs you. Team needs you. You-you should come-come to the tree-outs.
__________________________________________________
Cheeseburger Eddy:It ain't easy, being cheesy!
__________________________________________________
Caretaker:[introducing himself to Crewe]Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth- hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!
__________________________________________________
Caretaker:Who we gonna crush?
Prisoners:The guards!
Caretaker: Who we gonna kill?
Prisoners:The guards!
Caretaker: Who we gonna kiss?
Brucie:The guards!
Caretaker:Gotcha.
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Caretaker:I don't give a shit! O.J chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass!
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The official plot line:
When they're freshman, three high school students vow to open their college acceptance letters together at their senior bash. Along the way, life conspires to pull them apart, and the tight buddies become frenemies before their senior year.
'Little Bitches' will be released on Jan. 23
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