Caretaker:Look in your toilet, I left you a surprise.
Paul Crewe:You took a shit in my toilet?
Caretaker:No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.
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Paul Crewe:[after being pulled over sa pamamagitan ng cops]:Here, you can finish this serbesa for me... I've got five more!
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Cheeseburger Eddy:Gimme that chesseburger. You pagganap like a real McAsshole.
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Big Tony:[reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
Brucie: It's try-out, you half a meatball....