Naruto-verse 1

"Alright,here i come!The Leaf's greatest ninja!
I will go undefeated,so you can call me John Cena!
I'll blow you away with my Wind Style Ninjutsu!
I don't need a stupid Sharingan to see right through you!

Your the heir to the Uchiha,i contain a Demon Fox!
And your Chidori is weak,Pikachu has a stronger shock!
I'm a Jinchuuriki there's no way you can stop me!
I'm not the one who let Orochimaru take my body!"
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Sasuke-Verse 1

"I am the last Uchiha,destined to kill my brother.
while your little madami than a weak ramen lover.
My Sharingan will break you,shatter your mind.
When it comes to Leaf...