Everyone knows of the kalabasa King who once estola Christmas, and ruined thousands of little kids sugar kaakit-akit dreams. Well today hes gone from kalabasa King to kalabasa Father for after that Halloween night he got married to Sally the Rag Doll. Two years later he hath had a baby with the name of maria... You know what? Why don't we stop talking like i'm Pagsulat in the scriptures and talk normally. So well it hath.... I'm doing it again aren't I? Well sixteen years later, That is where the story began...
"Where's my tux,Honey?" Jack calls from his bedroom closet. "Yes dear?" Sally asked from the...
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