Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 bituin hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a cheeseburger and a side of fries.
2 bituin hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and Pagsulat basura e-mails.
3 bituin hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a puwang cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks sa pamamagitan ng you gag because her perfume reminds you of the walang tiyak na layunin alak shots you did with your alcoholic mga kaibigan after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your kama with a dozen donuts and a litre of kouk watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet kouk - yet you haven't peed once.
4 bituin hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. You have Nawawala the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has ibingiay you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. tahanan time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, or 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 bituin hangover (aka Dante's 4th bilog of Hell) *****
You have a segundo heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits susunod to you. Death seems pretty good right now. You can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid bodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your sando and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least you think it's toothpaste crust. You don't give a damn either way. Your body has Nawawala the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because all you can manage to do is breathe....very gently
1 bituin hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a cheeseburger and a side of fries.
2 bituin hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and Pagsulat basura e-mails.
3 bituin hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a puwang cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks sa pamamagitan ng you gag because her perfume reminds you of the walang tiyak na layunin alak shots you did with your alcoholic mga kaibigan after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your kama with a dozen donuts and a litre of kouk watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet kouk - yet you haven't peed once.
4 bituin hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. You have Nawawala the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has ibingiay you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. tahanan time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, or 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 bituin hangover (aka Dante's 4th bilog of Hell) *****
You have a segundo heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits susunod to you. Death seems pretty good right now. You can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid bodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your sando and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least you think it's toothpaste crust. You don't give a damn either way. Your body has Nawawala the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because all you can manage to do is breathe....very gently
I was bored =/ I tried to put just the people that I see around most as opposed to people that only pop in every now and then so if I didn’t put you in it, I’m sorry
LPers, BLers gather here
And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing you should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before you decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...
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And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing you should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before you decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...
