Everypony down in Ponyville liked pasko a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated pasko the whole pasko season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason
It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her puso was two sizes too small
But whatever the reason her puso or her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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