ok guys so all this freaking hilarious one no ipakita burol crap is getting crazy! You know what that means instant inspiration! so here's some crap i just threw together hope you like
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One puno burol renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person sagot "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? You are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude you already don't pay me enough. This is my ipakita I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad you are the star, but you know I can't pay you anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie or giving all the money to Lee because he is the One puno burol version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something taon old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. uy and aren't you the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't you do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character or make him ilipat away or some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have you heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but you have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your ipakita now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. You can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could you take those pics of me off your pader they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless you make it a breyton lesbian pag-ibig fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See you later you big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and you should totally go to my blog Southern Gothic productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If you need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See you later"
ring ring
"Are you freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh uy Soph! I can always count on you to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't you know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your ipakita now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the ipakita anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely araw Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to you too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this ipakita for 6 years, and I want to go tahanan and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your ipakita now Joy. You can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your ipakita now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double petsa with Mia and Chase? I mean really you couldn't give Naley one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the ipakita into a Naley porno is that what you want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes you could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are you kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy sinabi cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he sinabi mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One puno Hill, loved sa pamamagitan ng all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions sa pamamagitan ng a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to halik Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and you are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok you caught me halik her pic one time"
"French halik it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't you try Jackson. I'm sure he'd pag-ibig a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your ipakita James"
"Dude it already was. Did you not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but Disney already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But you could also be a bituin on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah you sinabi a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. You better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson sinabi before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do you see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini you is out. And I'm sick of you making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the susunod few hours
*The susunod day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the ipakita ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark sinabi to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" Fergie says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One puno burol renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person sagot "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? You are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude you already don't pay me enough. This is my ipakita I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad you are the star, but you know I can't pay you anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie or giving all the money to Lee because he is the One puno burol version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something taon old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. uy and aren't you the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't you do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character or make him ilipat away or some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have you heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but you have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your ipakita now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. You can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could you take those pics of me off your pader they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless you make it a breyton lesbian pag-ibig fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See you later you big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and you should totally go to my blog Southern Gothic productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If you need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See you later"
ring ring
"Are you freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh uy Soph! I can always count on you to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't you know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your ipakita now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the ipakita anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely araw Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to you too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this ipakita for 6 years, and I want to go tahanan and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your ipakita now Joy. You can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your ipakita now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double petsa with Mia and Chase? I mean really you couldn't give Naley one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the ipakita into a Naley porno is that what you want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes you could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are you kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy sinabi cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he sinabi mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One puno Hill, loved sa pamamagitan ng all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions sa pamamagitan ng a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to halik Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and you are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok you caught me halik her pic one time"
"French halik it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't you try Jackson. I'm sure he'd pag-ibig a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your ipakita James"
"Dude it already was. Did you not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but Disney already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But you could also be a bituin on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah you sinabi a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. You better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson sinabi before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do you see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini you is out. And I'm sick of you making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the susunod few hours
*The susunod day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the ipakita ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark sinabi to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" Fergie says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Fergilicious! its hot hot
