From: LLT Girls!♥
To:OTH’s “writer”, Mark Schwan!
Subject: ONE JAMIE HILL…Not to brag but we’re better than you!
Dear Mark,
I’m sure that when you finish pagbaba this letter which, with so much love, I decided to write to you, in your mind there will be two thoughts: 1. SUICIDE! 2.Follow my advice! I hope you’ll do the second, not because I care about you, but because you know I’m amazing! LOL! Well enough with that....Me and some of my uber special leyton tagahanga mga kaibigan decided that we had to give you some help like we noticed that as time goes sa pamamagitan ng you kind of lose your..INSPIRATION! Thank God you can still see that Leyton are meant to be and you’re giving us some cute scenes..but it’s only about the CUTENESS, man, the audience needs some HOTNESS too..that’s the key! So put first on your “have to write” listahan a Leyton sex scene..and well, some NH buddies want a Naley hot scene too so you could give them a paliguan scene or smth! Should I remind you how old the characters are? 22, yeah right…I know you thought they were 42!I’m not good at maths either but S helped me to figure out their age!^^ I remember watching an interview of you, before you decided to become the Mark you are now, and had told that Brooke was added to the ipakita because we needed a FUN character! FUN definition: Certainly not what B.Davis is lately! I don’t see the point of wanting to adopt when she’s way too young and can have her own kids when she finds the pag-ibig of her life who BTW could have been Owen but you messed him up! As a song says..IT’S NEVER TOO LATE Marky, you can still bring the Owen we loved back, you know not the one who you want to kill sa pamamagitan ng making him hook up with Millie but the sweet guy who could be the one for Brooke! Now, I have to explain why I changed the pamagat of your ipakita “ONE puno HILL” and made it “ONE JAMIE HILL”! I can asure you that every single person that watches the ipakita could guess that it’s because your freaking hand which writed the script has decided to give to this 5-year-old ex-cute now-annoying boy madami screentime than Lucas! PLEASE..You have to send him to a boarding school so he can make REAL mga kaibigan of his age!(you seem not to pay attention on the AGE of your characters! Xdd) ..talking of Jamie I remember Haley, right, cause he's like the only thing she’s on the ipakita for! Not my fault! She could get a storyline that has nothing to do with her little blondie son or Nathan, couldn’t she? Just please not a psycho storyline..you’ve already done this! ;)
Another thing that you are unaware of is that literally nobody cares about Mouth’s pag-ibig life so you can give him&Millie their happily ever after with no fear of losing fans..I’ve heard that in Omaha there’s a tahanan waiting for them..why keep them in puno Hill? ALARM: Don’t forget to send Gigi accidentally with them so they can have their own “drama” ipakita named “Mouth :the Geek who became a Manwhore”! Do the ship-names Breyton,Paley and Neyton remind you of anything? They do!I knew they would....Why the hell don’t you give us some scenes of those amazing friendships? It’s madami interesting watching Jamie’s awful jokes? Really Mark? It SO isn’t…Xddd Make Naley madami interesting like in S3 or S4 and stop making them seem a 50-year-old couple which seems to care only about what time will their fave ipakita begin! In which planet do you live? Because I live on Earth and here 22 taon old couples have FUN and are way madami interesting than Nathan and Haley! EARTH CALLS MARK! I bet you live somewhere really close to the place dead people go that’s why you keep bringing them all the time back as GHOSTS! I know they’re your mga kaibigan but what did we do to deserve something so horrible like seeing again a person that is supposed to be dead? Only Nanny Carrie hasn’t come back as a ghost (not to give you ideas)..and I wish she will never do! You know that If there was a category “ Less talented actress working at a really popular show” there would be only one person nominated? And the award goes to……SAM WALKER! You need to pay her pagganap classes because you brought her there..but she’s the one who doesn’t know how to act so you are to blame! Imagine her crying at 3.16..OMG..3.16 did I write? I have to congratulate you for that episode even though I believe you were high when you wrote it so your talent came out!! This was amazing…Get some crack or something and write again something so GREAT! And with all that said..I think I’m done! Just to make clear that all I wrote is not only my own ideas..Sarah,Sabina and Addie helped and inspired me! You know you pag-ibig us, Mark and you know what you have to do! BRING THE ipakita WE LOVED BACK!
PS:If it’s really hard watch some Gossip Girl episodes to give you some ideas but DON’T COPY! LMAO!
PS2♥:THANKS FOR 6.01!Best thing you’ve ever done! xD
PS3:if you need any help getting inspiration, ask S for a bag of lavender! It's like LSD for law abiding citizens ;]
With….LOVE? (I’m a liar..Not a criminal! At least not YET)
Xoxo LLT girls!
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No offense to fans of the characters I'm kinda "bashing" up there! This was made only for fun and was just an entertaining way of expressing our opinions! ^^
