1. One of the funniest things I have seen was when my son was less than a buwan old. I was at Walmart with my grandma, her husband, my daughter, and my son and my grandma was buying a kuna and some accessories for my son's room. While we were pagkarga everything into the kariton my grandma looked at my sleeping son and said, "Now you aren't getting anything else for Christmas." And without missing a beat my son opened his eyes and let out this hysterical cry. We both started laughing, shocked sa pamamagitan ng his timing. My grandma proceeded to apologize sa pamamagitan ng telling him that she was only joking. Just after the words left her lips, my son stopped crying, shut his eyes, and fell back asleep.
2. One araw when my sister was about 3 or 4 she was in the bathroom with the door closed. Everything seemed normal until my mom heard pag-awit coming from the bathroom. My mom was curious so she walked over to the bathroom and opened the door. There she found my sister standing in front of the toilet singing, "I'm wishing." and then putting her hand to her ear and leaning her ear down to the toliet and singing, "I'm wishing." Then singing, "For the one I pag-ibig to find me." Like the song Snow White sings into the wishing well. Too much Snow White anyone???
3. This story is one that my mom told me about one of her mga kaibigan who is also a grandma. Her friend as babysitting one of her grandchildren who was about 7-8 months old. While they were sitting on the sopa cuddling a the baby kept pointing at her grandmothers boobs and so the grandma said, "Boob." The baby repeated her saying, "Boob." This was her first word. The grandma was so embarassed she never told the mom.
4. My mga kaibigan son had just turned two and they had decided to start teaching him about the different kinds of cars there are. It was funny because everytime he sinabi big trucks it sounded like big c***s (slang term for the male reproductive organ). As they were getting out of the car at the store one araw the little boy points at a truck and says in a very loud voice, "I want big trucks." which sounded like, " I want big c***s." Needless to say the parents were very embarassed.
5. About 6 months nakaraan my daughter was having a really bad night, so we gave her a pack of prutas snacks to cheer her up. She had been crying, but when she saw the prutas snacks she immediantly reached up for them saying,"Pease." which in Shaylie language means please. We gave them to her and as she was eating the last one I said, "All gone." She looks at the bag and says something that resembles, "Ah, f*#k." and bursts into tears. My husband and I laughed about that all night. She has never heard that word before so it must have been just babbling....lol
6. When we were little my family and I were sitting at the mesa eating dinner. My mom noticed that my sister was taking her peas and pealing the skin off of them. When my mom asked her what she was doing she said, " I don't like the wrappers."
7. One araw when my sister and I were little we were watching a movie with my mom. At the end my sister looked at us and said, "I knew that was going to happen. I must be psycho." She get teased about that one to this day.
8. Here's a good one. My mom was saying that I was getting what I deserved when my daughter was being naughty. I said, "No she's better than I deserve. She's an angel." And my daughter says, "No mommy I'm naughty."
9. Ok, one madami about my sister. One night we were sitting at the mesa eating and my sister got full, so she picked the pancake up off her plate and said, "Does anyone want this? I didn't touch it."
10. About 6 months nakaraan my daughter put her segundo set of three words together. We have this children's book that we read to her called Goodnight Moon. As I am pagbaba the part where it says, "Goodnight moon." my daughter says, "Night night spoon."
