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Picks HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and you just hit Chuck Norris with your car. What do you do?

55 fans picked:
Call for help. You don't want to be known as the person who killed Chuck Norris.
   25%
Drive off. If he wakes up, he's going to be sooooo pissed!
   20%
Laugh I mean dude you just proved that Chuck...
Laugh I mean dude you just proved that Chuck Norris is not all powerfull
   16%
(added by iheartadam2)
Grab a pen and paper. You just thought of a really funny Chuck Norris "fact."
   15%
If he's alive, get his autograph. If he's dead, get a picture.
   11%
You did not hit Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hit...
You did not hit Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hit you.
   7%
(added by Krevetka16)
Pass out. Not because you hit Chuck Norris, but because you are really drunk.
   4%
nothing. you just proved that Chuck Norris cant...
nothing. you just proved that Chuck Norris cant die because he's now strangling u
   2%
(added by xfullmetalx)
 chel1395 posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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SG1-090 picked Call for help. You don't want to be known as the person who killed Chuck Norris.:
for shame!!! *looks at the ground*
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas.
 
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amazondebs picked Drive off. If he wakes up, he's going to be sooooo pissed!:
chuck norris can not die he will only come back stronger
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas.
 
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knifewrench picked Call for help. You don't want to be known as the person who killed Chuck Norris.:
But I'd be even more scared about the fact that I have a car =S
(I'm 16, therefore no driver's license and no understanding of how to drive a car)
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas.
 
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marissa picked Call for help. You don't want to be known as the person who killed Chuck Norris.:
ahhhh!
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas.
 
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Shandy picked Drive off. If he wakes up, he's going to be sooooo pissed!:
it wasnt me i swear! it was knifewrench, he confessed it!
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas.
 
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Ajox picked Call for help. You don't want to be known as the person who killed Chuck Norris.:
I know some guy at Aruba who owns a boat
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas.
 
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girl2 picked Drive off. If he wakes up, he's going to be sooooo pissed!:
I don't even know who Chuck Norris is, so I don't care.
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas.
 
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msvagabond10 picked Grab a pen and paper. You just thought of a really funny Chuck Norris "fact.":
chuck norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes
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