Picks HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and you just hit Chuck Norris with your car. What do you do?

Pick one:
If he's alive, get his autograph. If he's dead, get a picture.
Call for help. You don't want to be known as the person who killed Chuck Norris.
Drive off. If he wakes up, he's going to be sooooo pissed!
Grab a pen and paper. You just thought of a really funny Chuck Norris "fact."
Pass out. Not because you hit Chuck Norris, but because you are really drunk.
Laugh I mean dude you just proved that Chuck...
Laugh I mean dude you just proved that Chuck Norris is not all powerfull
Added by iheartadam2
You did not hit Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hit...
You did not hit Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hit you.
Added by Krevetka16
nothing. you just proved that Chuck Norris cant...
nothing. you just proved that Chuck Norris cant die because he's now strangling u
Added by xfullmetalx
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