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posted by utie1015

1.What do. mummies pag-ibig listening to, balutin music
2. What's a Dracula's paborito pie, boo-berry pie
3.why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance, because it didn't have any/ body/ to take
4.What do you Call a monster that likes dancing, the boogie man

5.What do you call a ghost's paborito pasta, spookghetti
6.what do you call two witches living together, broommates
7.ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them
8.what is a vampire's paborito dessert, I scream

amazing short jokes

posted by utie1015

1. knowledge is knowing that a kamatis is a prutas and wisdom is not putting it in a prutas salad
2. a celebrity is someone who works his entire life to be recognized and then wears dark glasses to hide from crazy fans
3.why don't you see hippos hiding behind a tree, because they are very
good at it (wink) lol...
4.What did the traffic light say to the car?, don't look I'm about to change
5. mom:(to son) Anton am I a bad mom
son:mom, my name is paul
6. who is the craziest among this three people, the first guy is looking for his phone, he picks up his phone, turns on the flash light and then he keeps...

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Are YOU smarter than a 4 taon old?

posted by bribee10

Studies ipakita that when THESE tanong were presented to professionals, 95% of them answered all four incorrectly.But 96% of preschoolers got these right.Are You smarter than a 4 yr. old?

1 HOW DO YOU PUT A GIRAFFE INTO A REFRIDGERATOR?

actually

think

about your answer

before

you scrool down anymore.

correct answer: you open the fridge, put the girraffe in, and close the door.

HOW DO YOU PUT AN elepante INTO A REFRIDGERATOR?
(again come up with an answere before scrolling down)

answer: you take the girraffe out, put the elepante in, and close the fridge.

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