Completed quotes from above:

My main problem with you is that you're short. And, historically, short people... are sneaky backstabbers, like Napoleon or Paul Schaffer. - ex Kappa president to Chanel

My therapist says I had a traumatic experience that kept part of my psyche for... ever trapped in the 90s. But I'm like, uh, I'll take it! – Gigi

Listen, I can't date a garbage person, Chanel. I wont, I'm not going to do that.. to myself. - Chad to Chanel

Idiot, you don't get STDs from blood oaths. You get STDs from dirty toilet.... seats and drinking the water in Mexico. – Chanel

If we touch her then she can't haunt our dreams. And if her eyes are open, ... she'll take one of us with her. - Hester about dead Chanel #2

I’m sorry. Are you breaking up with me, Chad Radwell? You’re breaking up .... with Chad Radwell? You’re gonna be sorry. Nobody breaks up with Chad Radwell. – Chad

You know why I’m breaking up with you? Because you are a spoiled, homophobic... little girl who can’t handle the fact that everybody on campus just wants to get with me. You can’t deal with how hot I am. So you need to get out, because we are over. I’m breaking up with you. – Chad to Chanel

This one & "My therapist says I had a traumatic experience that kept part of my psyche forever trapped in the 90s. But I'm like, uh, I'll take it! – Gigi" & "Listen, I can't date a garbage person, Chanel. I wont, I'm not going to do that to myself. - Chad to Chanel" are my favorites! <3

Chad basically makes this show

^ He's definitely one of my favorite parts of this show. :)