EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a walang tiyak na layunin magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract you as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) You just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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A green 1970 Ford mabangis na kabayo was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing susunod to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that mabangis na kabayo in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: You done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. You two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, you can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought you liked Rarity....

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 23: Welcome Back

The Nut House was back in full swing. The end of the pandemic meant that customers could come into the restaurant without having to worry about wearing masks, or getting others sick.

Yellow Triangle: Thanks again Mr. Nut. *Walks out of the restaurant*...

Note: Code Geass is an anime, that was done sa pamamagitan ng the studio Sunrise. This story is for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Lelouch Lamperouge was the most popular student at Ashford Academy, even though he didn't want to be. Lelouch did enjoy bragging about himself and he was flattered sa pamamagitan ng the attention, but he was the type of person, who liked to remain mysterious and secretive. Sadly for him, he wasn't ibingiay an option. Lelouch's charming, laidback personality and his looks made him very popular. Nearly every girl, that attended Ashford Academy, thought he was attractive and the male students thought...

Song: link

Blossom: *With Bubbles, and Buttercup* Welcome back.
Bubbles: And enjoy, Golden Iris.

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutos later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 11: Where Have You Been?

David: *Walks into the dining room from the kitchen*
Kevin: *Walks in with Liam*
David: uy you two.
Kevin: Hi. *Sits down with Liam*
David: You guys were here yesterday, right?
Liam: Yes. Why?
David: I don't know why, but it feels like you...

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh uy there. You must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, or bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the system...

After leaving The Nut House, Wayne was watching The Santa Clause with Miss. Heart.

Wayne: Honey.
Miss. Heart: Yes?
Wayne: Do you feel like we're lacking any decorations?
Miss. Heart: Not really. Why?
Wayne: *Looks around the house, seeing no pasko decorations* If we had any, we would have set them up sa pamamagitan ng now. I did tell you I was going to The Nut House tomorrow, right?
Miss. Heart: No.
Wayne: Well now I did. You wanna sumali me?
Miss. Heart: I can't. I have the library.
Wayne: Oh. Right. See you when you get back then.

Next day.

Mr. Nut: *Walks out of his bedroom, and goes to the balcony. He looks down...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 4: No Talking

The Nut House is full tonight, and all eight of our main characters are here.

Parker: *Finishes his ribs, and cleans his hands with a napkin* Time for my message. *Stands up with a spoon, and glass. He hits the glass with the spoon five times*
Everyone:...

Wayne walked in with Miss. Heart.

Parker: It was them!!!!
Liam: Whoa.
Wayne: What's going on?
Parker: You estola my book!!
Miss. Heart: How can we steal something if we just arrived?
Parker: Don't play dumb! Where is my book?!
Liam: Parker, let me try something. Try and guess the book Parker brought here.
Wayne: The Godfather.
Liam: I sinabi book.
Wayne: That is a book. You didn't know that?
Liam: What are you-
Miss. Heart: Why do you think the beginning says Mario Puzo's The Godfather?
Wayne: He's the writer of the book.
Liam: I forgot. I haven't seen any of the films in years.
Parker: My book was about birds....

The litrato was finished being developed, and Harry was back with Alan in his Corvette.

Alan: Where are we meeting the Captain?
Harry: The miniature golf course. He's playing a round with his grand son.
Dispatch: Citizen's ulat a murder on tabing-dagat Avenue in front of Stockton Mini Golf.
Alan: Oh good, we can meet up with the Captain sooner.
Harry: Not that one. He's playing at the one on Jackson Street.

It didn't take long for Harry, and Alan to reach Emily's corpse, still inside her car as it should be.

Alan: We need to ilipat this out of the way.
Harry: Put off the brakes, and let's get it on the right...

Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* You sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, you killed five of the guards, and you don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting susunod to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you!...

Note: Fairy Tail was created sa pamamagitan ng Hiro Mashima and the anime is done sa pamamagitan ng the studios A-1 Pictures, Statelight, Bridge, and CloverWorks. This is a story for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Lucy Heartfilia was the latest member, of Erza Scarlet's team. The team included a group of people, who had magical powers. Lucy's teammates included Natsu Dragneel, an immature and reckless, but very powerful guy, who had apoy powers, Gray Fullbuster, a chill guy, who had ice powers, and Erza, the leader and the strongest warrior, that the magical world had ever seen.

Lucy felt like she was lacking, in comparison,...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

(earlier)
Trevor: Is this really nesseary? 
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. You been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds) 
Voice: You are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs) 
voice: My little parang buriko is the greatest ipakita you ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little parang buriko is the greatest ipakita I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs) 
Voice: You will recommend my little pony...

Theme song: link

This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your araw been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with you three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to...