anino ng parkupino Article: The Problem With Shadow Fangirls.

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posted by SkyHedgehog

Shadow isn't real. And even if he was, i'm sure he would be hiding from you weirdos that are freaking obsessed with him and want to rape him. e_e

God that was one fail of a first paragraph...but onto my rant!

*takes a deep breath*

You fangirls are fucking crazy. CRAZY. I know how that is, too. I used to be fucking crazy. Fuck. XD First off, Shadow the Hedgehog is an anthropomorphic hedgehog created sa pamamagitan ng SEGA, the owners of the Sonic franchise. They unleashed a monster. A MONSTER. I think we'd all be better off with just Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman. And Amy, if you're a little adventurous. Or insane, you choose.

Think of how chaotic it would be with Shadow running around with you crazy asno people fighting over him. The world would explode within the first few minutos of his existence.

Let me simplify it for you: Shadow + real = Wtf BOOM! D8<

And as for the haters, don't feed the fangirls. At least not the crazy ones. Don't post on the Shadow the Hedgehog spot's pader sayin' he's all gay and shit. That just causes a war and people lose interest. Spill out your hate on some Anti-Shadow thing or something. -3-

... *runs*

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xwolf19 Very true! But I am insane. I'm not a fangirl though. Hehehe shadow plus fangirls plus wold equals KABOOM!

Akiko_the_Cagon well, I agree on your philosophy. I'm not that crazy of a fangirl, i think Shadow's cute n all, but I know hes not real. thanks for the clarification, Sky.

stacycam i am a girl but i dont obbsess over him or so cause ima tomboy and also hese my fave character no love interest at all.(blehXP)

Shadowfancrazy I AM CRAZY. AND I LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE SHADOW. LOL. GOOD NOTE. But I can't get over him. Even if he isn't real. I JUST LOVE HIM

snootygirl50701 I'm not crazy for Shadow,but he is cool.I just don't think of me wanting to rape a cartoon character!I can draw them like if I was the creater of them,but I'm not CRAZED for shadow.All of these shadowgirlfans who luvvvvv shadow that way need to clean their shitting brains!What perves to say they want to rape a hedgehog thats not even real!WTF!!!Poor guys!Now their calling Shadow gay,but they don't mean it.They are sick of all of the crazy perverted fan girls.Have no mercy!

Aiminrose this is weird

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Shadow asks anyone for sopas

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Shadow standing in the kitchen. He was going to make soup.
Shadow: HEYYYYYYY!!! WHO WANT'S SOUP!!!!?????
Musa: Ohhh shadow......
Shadow: .......WHO WANTS SOUP!!!!????
Musa: Ohhhhh....Shadow.....
Shadow: *looks at Musa* WHOOOO WANNNTTS SOOOOOOUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP??????
Musa: *Giggle* Shadow......
Shadow: *Face turns red* THAT'S IT FOR THE LAST TIME!!! WWHHHHHOOO WAAAANNNNTTTS SSSSSSOOOOOUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Musa: I'll have some!
Shadow: FINALLY!!! ARRRGGGG!!!
Musa: Your sooooooooooooooo sexy when you yell!!!!!!!!
Shadow: *covers Musa's mouth* Shhhhhhhh.....
Musa: *scared stare*
Shadow: *Whispers* Wanna...