Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!
1. Throw whatever training you have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's fans sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!
2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let you imagine why.
3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.
4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.
Man it's ridiculous, I got you so delirious Kiss you through the phone, while I lick you just like liquirish I'm hold back in 96, and you can be my Shasha Fierce Baby you so sexy, I pag-ibig the way them jeans fit Put you on my team list, Call you miss bezzy. I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy And if you don't believe me, please don't tease me Delirious for my love, better yet I got you phenen LET DO IT!
[Verse 1: Taylah P] Hey over there what's your name Are you for real Is this a game You start to smile And I do the same I look away but you remain Your eyes starin back...