Another Halloween night, and yet again you don your paborito costume, a green latex body suit with a similarly colored face mask. You have exaggerated eyes and absolutely no hearing appendages. The effect is eerie enough to make your dog howl in fear and run to the backyard. You run after him, only to be greeted sa pamamagitan ng some unlikely cops pagbaba you their version of the Miranda. Dazed and almost unconscious, you can hear voices in the background, as you are dragged off to a vehicle, which you doubt has been manufactured on earth yet. "You are hereby arrested for impersonating natives of Tallurand...
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