What is the craziest, weirdest and strangest HP ship you ever heard of?

Snarry and Snetunia.

Oh, so this isn't the pairings I dislike? Okay, well, these are the pairings I was honestly suprised to hear about:

- Drapple (I don't know how that would work out haha. It's a funny shipping, but not one to be taken seriously)
- Hermione/The sorting hat (There is actually a lot of fanfiction on that, which is weird and....ugh)
- Fred/George (.......WTF?!?)
- Ron/Ginny (Again, people have some sirius problems)
- Sirius/Bellatrix (What is with people pairing relatives?? Gross)
- Snape/Luna (......)
- Draco/Alex Russo (Crossovers? Hm... it could work, I mean, they are kind of the same, right?)
- Draco/Harry (No..... just no. I never understood this one)
- Hermione/Belatrix (um......)
- Draco/Bellatrix (At this point, I think you can really tell that people need to seek a doctor)

Luna/Bart Jr. (O.O)
Dumbledore/Hermione (O..kay..)
Ron/Wormtail(?)
Sprout/Snap (Still not getting it)
Draco/Tonks (Again ?)
Ginny/Tom Riddle (NO comment)
And many, many, many, many more.

- Snape/McGonagall
- Draco/Elena (From the Vampire Diaries. I actually like this one though)
- Draco/LadyGaga (Why?...... T_T )
- Lucius/Bellatrix
- Hermione/Luna
- Draco/Ron (I don't mind slash pairings, I just don't want my man to be in that pairing. It can be anyone else, but my man)
- Snape/Ron (This one made me laugh. There was a pretty funny fanfic about this pairing I read a long time ago)

Some other ones were already mentioned sa pamamagitan ng Bellatrix, HP, and laylafly.

Hermione/Dobby

Hermione/Dumbledore

That is all. o3o

These are ones I've come across that are out there.
Snarry (my own invention)
Vape
Snape/Wormtail
Drapple
Jalbus (me and Albus Severus Potter. If you value your life, don't ask)

Dumbledore/McGonagall
Voldemort/Bellatrix
Neville/Sprout
Neville/Snape
Snape/James

Hermione/Whomping Willow
Hermione/Filch
Hermione/Umbridge
Hermione/Crabbe
Hermione/Dumbledore
Hermione/Sorting Hat
Hermione/Trelawny
Hermione/McGonagall
Hermione/Rita Skeeter
Hermione/Slughorn
Hermione/Any other weird pairings out there.

filch/hermione
snape/petunia
snape/voldemort
sirius/james
snape/umbridge

Hedwig and Harry (WTF XDD)
Hogwarts/Giant Squid (If you know were I can read this send me a link I need to know how this would work XDD)
Anyone/Sorting Hat (Again how would this work XDD)
Draco/Filch (XD)
Snape/Umbridge (She would be died in not even five minutos :P)
Snape/Remus (XDD)
Snape/James
Harry/Draco
Snape/Sirius

Most of them were already mentioned sa pamamagitan ng HPCouples, laylafly, xHardcoreBunnyx, dragonsmemory, etc

But I'll just think of the ones I can think of at the tuktok of my head.

Hermione/Sorting Hat (I've seen iugnay to LOTS of fanfics of this couple, and it is GROSS. I never knew people actually shipped a person with a non-living thing)
Snape/Ron (WORST. PAIRING. EVER.)
Hermione/Scabior (Hermione deserves WAY better than a Snatcher, well in least it's not Greyback tho)
Hermione/Fenrir Greyback (JUST DO NOT LET GREYBACK EAT HER)
Bill Weasley/Fenrir Greyback (Greyback biting Bill out of love, disgusting)
Draco/Apple (Draco was just eating an apple, I mean everybody eats!)
Luna/Pudding (Again, Luna was just eating!)
Hedwig/Harry (EW, I hate all pairings that are Wizard or Witch/Creature.)
All the Wizard or Witches/ creature or non-living things. And also, femslash in my opinion is gross.

And many, many, many more.....

My friend keeps insisting on shipping Drapplebottom (Neville, Draco, and the apple), but I think it's just weird. I do like plain old Drapple, for purely comedic reasons. Also, I have to admit that, for some bizarre reason, I once came up with this "brilliant" idea that Fred and George would be perfect for each other. Then I remembered that they were twin brothers... O.O